Unicorn Hunting With Police Officers I sat at the table eating my tuna fish and orange marmalade lunch at exactly 11:45 am. I wanted to eat my lunch early so that I could go to the ski slopes. For some odd reason my friend Las Vegas wanted us to bring 14 music stands. "Why?" I asked him. "You will see soon enough." He said with a smirk on his face. During the car ride there we recited poetry because it was a boring car ride, that was until we got a speeding ticket. Apparently we were going to fast, in fact I could have swore we went 400,000 miles per hour! The officers had 6 warts on their faces, one was a man and one was a woman. I could hear their police car playing rock music. "Do you know why we pulled you over you dancing tuna fish?" Ask the male officer. "I don't know, why?" I asked. "You were driving too fast, of course you guys are young, so we might let you off the hook if you come and help us hunt a unicorn," Said the female officer who appeared to hunger for adventure. "I am a guru at unicorn hunting!" Us, not wanted our parents to find out we were speeding, agreed. We drove for an hour to a hot place, as hot as the Sahara Desert. "Very few people know that because of their biology, unicorns must live in the desert." Said both of the officers in unison. "I wonder if we'll find some flying saucers here, because this is a desert after all!" Said Las Vegas. "What are you talking about, flying saucers are not real!" I said. "Oh yes they are!" said the male officer. "But we're hunting unicorns!" I whispered to Vegas "We need to get out of here, these guys are crazy!" "Yah!" he agreed. "I don't want my college graduation to be for crazy fake science." We snuck back to the police car and quickly drove away. On the way home I asked him why he wanted to bring music stands to the ski resort. "Because music stands are much faster than normal skis and sleds!" Said Vegas. When we got to our homes we found out that the headlines on the 6 o'clock news were the words: "After 400,000 years of hunting, police officers find unicorns flying UFOs in the Sahara Desert by using 14 music stands blessed by the power of rock and roll poetry." "I should probably go to bed" I said.