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Bearbeitet von Etheric Peace:
9/2/2015 4:15:38 PM
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If the entire flood community was put into one classroom...
What would happen? What would go down? Who would be the teacher or professor? What type of student would you be? Some questions to answer...
I would be that kid in the corner who is always reading. Silently reading until someone would speak to me. Then I would be very chatty.
FeelGoodCEO is now the Janitor!
DeeJ is now our Professor...This class is going to tear him to shreds...
Washington is now the assistant professor!
RandallTheVandal is the biology professor!
Kak is now our swim coach. He will teach you everything you need to know about the deep water.
Red Spy is our history teacher now!
Big Plate is now our cafeteria cook!
CeramicFiber is the hall monitor! He will be the one to bust you.
IDoStuff is the politics professor!
Ianous is now the sex Ed teacher! Talk to him about "problems" with sex.
Rubyx is the freshman funny remarks teacher!
Polar Bear is the all powerful principle!
Pahanin is our physics teacher!
King Nitr0x is the football coach now. He'll train us to be men!
He8it is now our chemistry professor, he will help you blow shit up!
Cozmo is now the student teacher!
jt890m is our drama teacher now!
King Dawgy Dawg is now the class's Philosophical professor! He will teach you the ways of old and converge on the ways of new...
Icy Soda57 is our assistant principal!
Raptillion is now the Flood's marching band teacher!
Moonbro will be our astrology teacher! Yay! I love astrology!
Chaddercheese16 is the new soccer coach!
A Ducck is our class pet now! He says if you ask politely, you can take him home for a day!
Mandalore will be your martial arts instructor. He will teach you the necessary moves to help you survive the world and this class.
Regret will be teaching the foreign language Japanese!
Infamous4150 is our lax coach!
Yes is our custodian!
makemeasammic6 is now The Fresh Prince of the flood classroom!
Farro is the school's headmaster! Everyone must obey his order!
Lightning8201 is the classroom's Poptart salesman!
SolarGeo is a guidance counselor with a trick up his sleeve, he sells guns to help your daily problems!
The Freshman is the freshman of the class, always getting picked on.
jDee is the physical education teacher!
NerdGirl is an English professor!
Ace Fullerton is The Grumpy Security Guard!
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1 AntwortenI b the kid in the Parkin lot doing heroin
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1 AntwortenWould need a big classroom.
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5 AntwortenOh god that class needs jesus
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9 AntwortenThe one who slays kids in the name of the moon. And who never has skin, Aside from the face, showing.
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1 AntwortenWe'd all mill around waiting for a teacher that would never come, so noiseless would "teach" the class. This would be the start of the first ever debate club meeting.
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3 AntwortenWe'd sneak into the desticles class room and beat them up
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6 Antworten>You don't talk to me, I don't talk to you. >I sleep on the desks and somehow no one cares. I slept through what test? >I have very few friends. >I keep an entire pack of oreos in my oversized coat pocket. (Not a lie) >Do [u]not[/u] ask for oreos. >My girlfriend is my sleep. >Be quiet I'm trying to ignore stupidity.
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8 AntwortenWe would all die considering there's hundreds of us, and in order to fit hundreds of people in a class room we'd all have to be crushed. But if it was possible... It would be the biggest shit storm imaginable
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3 AntwortenI would be the drug dealer
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Haknir: 8/27/2015 3:03:39 AMRecon would be the teacher. Purse would a popular kid along with Lincoln, IamRonk would be the one person everyone loves cuz his stories and nothing else, dorit would be the perv that has a weird magazine everywhere he goes
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von LLegendary: 8/27/2015 2:56:15 AMI'd be the one kid with all the food, and selling it to people without permission, like one of the kids from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide DeeJ would be the principal Ninjas would be the teachers, what about recons? Most of us would be students DTL would be the Janitor because, DTL. Shishka would be that cool retired teacher no one knows Any more?
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1 AntwortenThe kid who is always flogging stuff. It'd probably be milkshakes.
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1 AntwortenI stopped reading at "one classroom" ITT: Everyone either says or thinks Special Ed.
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I'd be the kid who tries to troll and does it good every once in a while but is otherwise bad at it
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4 AntwortenProfessors would be the Ninjas
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1 AntwortenWell. If everything said is true, the room would be overflowing with 2yr olds with 17" long penises.
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1 AntwortenI don't think a single-sex school will work out well for the flood.
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1 AntwortenWe would all die cuz we wont fit all in 1 classroom
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3 AntwortenBritton would be the teacher
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1 AntwortenOne guy holds up a ziplock bag and be like "Anyone want some blow?" Then everyone else rips that guy apart trying to get it.
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1 Antworten"Hehe, look at this meme guys."
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11 AntwortenI'd be sitting around not saying much.
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1 AntwortenI'd hope a nuke hit that classroom
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2 Antworten[quote]I would be that kid in the corner [b]with a book in his head.[/b][/quote] That sounds painful.
