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Bearbeitet von TheMilkman:
11/7/2015 1:05:30 AM
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Post school logic v3.0
It's that time of year again, most kidos are back to school by now and it's only [i]logical for me to post this. [/i]
Post any kind if school logic such as memes, jokes or logical moments.
Here's mine:
Kids fight during lunch and smart lunch ( a time where you can catch up on work)...let's ban smart lunch the only time students use that they need.
Bus strike goes on; the school board decides to make teachers drive busses instead of hiring new ones and firing the ones that work most of the time. [spoiler]there are plenty and I mean plenty of school bus drivers in the city area. [/spoiler]
Our school is having a bring your own tech to school; you must sign a contract allowing them to spy on you; so you can get on the internet... I rather not have NSA 2 on my back.
Alright class today you will have 48 problems to do and each problem consists of 7 boring steps that require a calculator. Oh and you have a quiz tomorrow; no calculator.
English teacher: Today we will be in groups of people you do not know not want to know so you can be more social. (You get into the group and the work consists on you talking; no one talks for the entire time.)
You have to write a 15 sentence essay of what a teacher job is like even though you can explain it in 5 or less sentences.
Teacher: Today instead of learning about grammar, I decided we should learn more about poetry.
Please solve this equation the way I showed you, even though there are other ways. Also you have to explain each step.
Pulls out phone to use as a calculator, gets suspended for using the phone to play games.
Rides bus in the morning; tries to ride bus in afternoon, but bus driver says your not on the list and have to go to the front office to write a slip. Then give it to the bus driver the next day, so you can ride the bus in the afternoon for 10 days only.
(" Teacher: you must copy the hw from the board and do it tonight.
Student [i]takes out phone and takes pic of hw[/i].
Teacher: You are not allowed to take a picture of the hw, but I'll allow it this time. ")
Edit: 360 posts...Xbox 360 ftw!
Edit 2: this is starting to get more depressing than funny.
Edit 3: flame war in section Walrus.
Edit 4: 711 I smell shopping.
Edit5: I'm back, how long is this edit list going to go?
[spoiler]keep it kid friendly[/spoiler]
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15 AntwortenIf swearing is so immature why is it referred to as [b]adult[/b] language
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Teaches us how to not have kids but not how to take care of one."
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7 AntwortenBearbeitet von BOWSER0897: 9/4/2015 2:12:59 PM*arrives late to class* Teacher:[b]WHY ARE YOU LATE![/b] Me: A student told me to go to Hell. I couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here. Got four hours after school. [spoiler]Worth it[/spoiler]
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21 AntwortenThe fire alarm goes off in class Teacher:Sit down class, theres no fire drill schedule for today. Me: ಠ_ಠ
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6 AntwortenAm I the only one who has never seen/been bullied?[spoiler]when I was little I thought they were only on tv and stuff.[/spoiler][spoiler]I still have my suspicions [/spoiler]
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24 AntwortenMy school is divided into a couple different groups: Nerds and Geeks. Soccer kids. Football "hur dur dur I'm gonna be in the Giants with a D- in math hur dur" assholes. Teacher's pets (all girls) Popular assholes who play boyfriend and girlfriends. All C or lower grade kids. Good girls (no gossip, no drama, smart kids) So then comes 8th grade election for president. One kid from NaG comes (my best friend), one from teacher's pets, one from popular idiots, and one from soccer kids. It's a fare race, until one day after school, when one for the popular kids I was friends with leads to behind the school. Kids are swarmed there like a crowd. The idiot from Popular jumps onto a makeshift stage, and starts bribing kids to vote for with gum, candy and cash. Soon, it seems like she will win unfairly. So I form a plan. I get my "bug" from my spy kit, and head down to one of her bribing rallies. After I get enough of her bribes, I run home. At around 11 that night, I make a email named Ubribe and then her address. I email her the sound files of the what I recorded, and said "just wait...". Next week, on the day of the election, I head down to the principal and show her the sound files. Soon, as I'm walking back to class, over the loud speaker I hear "will (name here) go to the office". Later the election was delayed, and she was suspended for 2 weeks.
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Defend self in fight and cause no lasting damage. Almost suspended and am subjected to a lecture on morals. I personally think that schools need to accept that sometimes, violence is in fact the answer.
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Please halp meh
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6 AntwortenIn a math problem today it said "There are 28 students. Out of them 7 play hockey, 32 play tennis, and 5 play neither." My math teacher couldn't understand my issue with the problem.
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2 AntwortenThis all actually happened. Girl in my class: "what's on the other side of the map? (the 2d flat map on the wall) Teacher: nothing Me: (to my self )"she had to be fcking kidding" Next day Girl: "I bet Pangea is there!!" Me: (loudly) " what?? No just, just no! How did you get that?" Girl: "fck off!" Me: (under my breath) "dumbass" This actually happened.
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8 AntwortenYou got the correct answer but did not show your work therefore you answer is actually incorrect *facedesk* *facedesk* *facedesk*
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2 AntwortenFor those who have schools with halls that have doors... HOLD THE GOD FAMN DOOR OPEN FOR OTHER PEOPLE STUPID BITCH! I can't [u][b][i]stand[/i][/b][/u] people (mostly girls) who don't hold the damn door open and think their phone is more important.
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2 AntwortenA test based on memorization is the best way to train someone for a field that requires critical thinking.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von UNeverKnow2018: 10/11/2015 9:29:19 PMMy 2 friends got detention because one smiled too much in a group picture and the other didn't smile at all. They also threatened to give my other friend detention for blinking. They even said they were gonna call his parents to see if he always blinks in pictures. Anyway, my friend went to the office to ask the principal his reasoning behind this. They get in an argument and things get heated. It ends with the principal telling my friend he is a liar, a jerk, and not a Christian
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4 Antworten"For your first assignment, I want you to write an essay about what you did over the Summer" I did jack shit over the Summer...
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You can't defend yourself. Absolutely no physical violence. I don't care if he stabbed you. Football. Chop blocks. Pulling guard.
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37 AntwortenA nice guy gets expelled for holding a door open for a girl. It was "sexual harassment" lmao school logic
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2 Antworten>get license >drive to school >park in student parking lot >go into office and fill out paperwork for a school parking permit, pay fee >tell sec guy that my car doesn't have a permit because I'm currently buying my permit, tell him please do not ticket me for parking w/o permit >he says ok >fast forward to end of day, on the way out I get my pass (little thing to hang from the mirror) >there's a -blam!-ing ticket under my wiper >go back in with the ticket and ask the sec guy wtf >-blam!-'s watching soccer in his office and eating donuts >tells me to talk to office ladies, says it's not his problem >talk to office ladies for 30 minutes before they remember me and decide to pardon the ticket >not a big problem but goddamn you guys are thick
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1 Antworten"We're watching a movie. Take notes."
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15 AntwortenTrue story. >be me >9th grade >gets terrible math teacher again >Fricker fracker Sammy.jpg >learn nothing >get A's >teacher loses assignments >I get mad >tells me to do them again >atom bomb.gif >do them again >next day says they are missing >gets mad again >walks up to desk >grabbed stapler and staples them all out >teacher:stop losing my staples! >me: stop losing my assignments >class:[b]DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN[/b]
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4 AntwortenScumbag professor/teacher >doesn't accept anything late >takes two weeks to grade papers
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6 Antworten"Show your work" or u don't get full credit
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2 AntwortenThis isnt to bump my post, but i feel like this fits right in
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19 AntwortenBearbeitet von Clever Username: 8/26/2015 1:46:13 AMJust had to share this, actually a good thing. EDIT: Not your general "School Logic" thing >be me >1st math class at new school >class all freshmen >everyone waiting for teacher >tall serious dude walks in >walks super slow to front of the class carrying his stuff >frowning hard >intimidation.jpg >"Good afternoon, class" >silence.exe >He asks why no one responded >Girl says "Your entrance was kind of... intimidating..." >Teacher be like "Damn right it was" >Transforms into super cool teacher >mfw this is gonna be a good year
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11 AntwortenI need to go to the restroom. What are you going to do in there? Oh I don't know, SLAY THE MAGIC DRAGON?!
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15 AntwortenHomeschoolers FTW!!!
