It's that time of year again, most kidos are back to school by now and it's only [i]logical for me to post this. [/i] Post any kind if school logic such as memes, jokes or logical moments. Here's mine: Kids fight during lunch and smart lunch ( a time where you can catch up on work)...let's ban smart lunch the only time students use that they need. Bus strike goes on; the school board decides to make teachers drive busses instead of hiring new ones and firing the ones that work most of the time. [spoiler]there are plenty and I mean plenty of school bus drivers in the city area. [/spoiler] Our school is having a bring your own tech to school; you must sign a contract allowing them to spy on you; so you can get on the internet... I rather not have NSA 2 on my back. Alright class today you will have 48 problems to do and each problem consists of 7 boring steps that require a calculator. Oh and you have a quiz tomorrow; no calculator. English teacher: Today we will be in groups of people you do not know not want to know so you can be more social. (You get into the group and the work consists on you talking; no one talks for the entire time.) You have to write a 15 sentence essay of what a teacher job is like even though you can explain it in 5 or less sentences. Teacher: Today instead of learning about grammar, I decided we should learn more about poetry. Please solve this equation the way I showed you, even though there are other ways. Also you have to explain each step. Pulls out phone to use as a calculator, gets suspended for using the phone to play games. Rides bus in the morning; tries to ride bus in afternoon, but bus driver says your not on the list and have to go to the front office to write a slip. Then give it to the bus driver the next day, so you can ride the bus in the afternoon for 10 days only. (" Teacher: you must copy the hw from the board and do it tonight. Student [i]takes out phone and takes pic of hw[/i]. Teacher: You are not allowed to take a picture of the hw, but I'll allow it this time. ") Edit: 360 posts...Xbox 360 ftw! Edit 2: this is starting to get more depressing than funny. Edit 3: flame war in section Walrus. Edit 4: 711 I smell shopping. Edit5: I'm back, how long is this edit list going to go? [spoiler]keep it kid friendly[/spoiler]