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Bearbeitet von TheMilkman:
11/7/2015 1:05:30 AM
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Post school logic v3.0
It's that time of year again, most kidos are back to school by now and it's only [i]logical for me to post this. [/i]
Post any kind if school logic such as memes, jokes or logical moments.
Here's mine:
Kids fight during lunch and smart lunch ( a time where you can catch up on work)...let's ban smart lunch the only time students use that they need.
Bus strike goes on; the school board decides to make teachers drive busses instead of hiring new ones and firing the ones that work most of the time. [spoiler]there are plenty and I mean plenty of school bus drivers in the city area. [/spoiler]
Our school is having a bring your own tech to school; you must sign a contract allowing them to spy on you; so you can get on the internet... I rather not have NSA 2 on my back.
Alright class today you will have 48 problems to do and each problem consists of 7 boring steps that require a calculator. Oh and you have a quiz tomorrow; no calculator.
English teacher: Today we will be in groups of people you do not know not want to know so you can be more social. (You get into the group and the work consists on you talking; no one talks for the entire time.)
You have to write a 15 sentence essay of what a teacher job is like even though you can explain it in 5 or less sentences.
Teacher: Today instead of learning about grammar, I decided we should learn more about poetry.
Please solve this equation the way I showed you, even though there are other ways. Also you have to explain each step.
Pulls out phone to use as a calculator, gets suspended for using the phone to play games.
Rides bus in the morning; tries to ride bus in afternoon, but bus driver says your not on the list and have to go to the front office to write a slip. Then give it to the bus driver the next day, so you can ride the bus in the afternoon for 10 days only.
(" Teacher: you must copy the hw from the board and do it tonight.
Student [i]takes out phone and takes pic of hw[/i].
Teacher: You are not allowed to take a picture of the hw, but I'll allow it this time. ")
Edit: 360 posts...Xbox 360 ftw!
Edit 2: this is starting to get more depressing than funny.
Edit 3: flame war in section Walrus.
Edit 4: 711 I smell shopping.
Edit5: I'm back, how long is this edit list going to go?
[spoiler]keep it kid friendly[/spoiler]
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Choosing to work alone during a science lab. I finish the lab and hand it in on time. Another student doesn't, teacher asks who they worked with, student says nobody, their was nobody else available. Teacher singles me out and says I was available, why didn't I work with the other student. I say it was optional group work like she said, teacher gets mad at me for not helping.
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College is a must Teacher complains about student loans Teachers strike for benefits
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"Is that one kid in the opposite side of the room talking?" "I guess I'll have to punish the whole class" -blam!-ing hated that. Went to the principle for calling a teacher out on it.
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[quote]What 2+2[/quote] 4 Gets question wrong [quote]Why did I get this question wrong?[/quote] [quote]You didn't show your work. [/quote]
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In food tech: Teacher: Okay, for your homework, you need to adapt one of our previous recipes into something else. You have four days Me: Miss, can I have the previous recipe Teacher: Nope, -blam!- you
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1 AntwortenMy middle school logic: >Dumbass starts a fight in which you defend yourself. >get in trouble for being in the fight, dumbass gets off Scot-free
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In the beginning of the year I establish myself as a good student, then at the end of the year I always.get off with slightly more shenanigans.
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I told someone they had a typo in their project. I then got sent in the hall
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6 AntwortenTries to have arguement about trump with teacher. Teacher says he is not racist Burst out laughing along with friend Teachers glares and tells us not to argue with her Last day of school, whatcha gonna do birch???
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von MarioNinja805: 6/17/2016 9:19:47 PMTeacher freaks out on anyone that doesn't stare at her every time she talks. Lets favorite students talk and not pay attention to her while she is talking. Do a decent mini presentation and teacher marks you down for not being detailed enough and not pronouncing the spanish words right, even though you did a good job on both of those things. Her favorite student is announced to have the best grade on that presentation in the class when she was in the same group as you, has similar quality content, and read off notecards with horrible pronunciation. ^^^^Same teacher
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College class. Quizzes are worth 20points Student got 20/20. A 100% Teacher puts it in as 100points. The student for some beyond stupid reason brings it up to the teacher that he gave her 100 points instead of 20
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Bearbeitet von GhostAv8r: 6/17/2016 12:11:51 AMI got a 103% on a science test.[spoiler]It didn't have a bonus question.[/spoiler][spoiler]My friends were so jealous.😎[/spoiler]
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This happened a whiiiile back. So, next year I'll teach you calculus and algebra. Sir, are we gonna learn trigonometry? No
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This one is Classic in Sweden Teacher: I wonder why Swedens school results are going down. Later some troublemaker is disturbing the lesson Teacher: Could you please stop that Troublemaker: No i will not Teacher: Ok then Continues lesson like nothing happened with the troublemaker still disturbing the lesson.
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1 Antworten3+5 Show your work.
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>Fifth grade >Doing school project about games from foreign countries >Our group is doing China >We get iPads to search up stuff and research >Someone tells me to search up porn, keep in mind I didn't know what it was back then. He tells me it's a Chinese game. >Search it up. >Another guy in our group immediately goes to teacher. >Why the effing hell do I get sent to the office? Dafuq?
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I wasnt here when he were correcting homework, (grade 7 i think) got a detention
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von SwedishViking02: 6/15/2016 7:00:14 AMAnother one: lets give the 1-5th grade an apple everyday at 2pm so they dont get hungry but lets not give the older student who actually have to work in school any apples. Its fine if they are hungry i just care about the younger kids.
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Teachers let stupid kids play computer games all lesson but when in done with all the exercises and usually im first then IM not allowed to play on my computer for 10 minutes before the lesson ends. Teachers always seems to get mad at the wrong people. Another thing is that teachers when they are saying something all people have to stop working and close the computers even though you can listen with it still open. Going with the class to "old town" (gamla stan in Swedish) and doing school stuff is fun and a good way to ens the year. We are not even allowed to shop in the store we just have to go around answearing questions. The worst part is that the day we are supposed to do that we could have been swimming or something more fun.
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1 AntwortenDoesn't accept late work Takes 2 weeks to grade Scumbag teacher
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Not allowed to come to school because you didn't come to school...
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1 Antwortenhttp://i.imgur.com/eu3RU8e.png
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1 Antworten[quote]15 sentence essay[/quote] How old are you? My essays have to be 3 pages or more!
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>At home doing hw annotating a Barron's for a aphg >writes extensive notes,highlights,draw reminders >next shows to teacher and gets no credit for not annotating >next day I complain to my friend about and he says he got full credit for just highlighting >drinks bleach
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*writes essay on rather unimportant civil war soldier* *points out the fact he was unimportant* *gets 80 because "almost disrespectful"* MFW
