I just swapped out "Shia Labeouf" for "Master Rahool". It made me giggle. Originally from Shia Labeouf by Rob Cantor. -------- You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your ghost is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Master Rahool. He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Master Rahool You're looking for you ship but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Master Rahool) He's brandishing a knife (It's Master Rahool) Lurking in the shadows Destiny superstar Master Rahool Living in the woods (Master Rahool) Killing for sport (Master Rahool) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Master Rahool Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside: Master Rahool Sharpening an axe (Master Rahool) But he doesn't hear you enter (Master Rahool) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Master Rahool Fighting for your life with Master Rahool Wrestling a knife from Master Rahool Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Master Rahool You limp into the dark woods blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Master Rahool Wait! He isn't dead (Rahool surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam superstar Master Rahool Legendary fight with Master Rahool Normal Tuesday night for Master Rahool You try to swing an axe at Master Rahool But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Master Rahool His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Master Rahool ... ---------- What other Destiny Parodies can you come up with?