If the real smoggy comes on this forum I would really like to check out his profile. I keep hearing rumors about him, but what makes him special?
(Hate mail all you want)
Edit: I had no idea who smoggy was when I created this account so it's kind of cool that I am a Pluto also.
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2 AntwortenHe was level 28 and got like a .64 k/d in crucible and got Gjallarhorn. Thats actually who he is.
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Who cares
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Smoggypluto IS the light
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1 AntwortenIt was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving gl itching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i] He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b]"become legend gaurdian."[/b] [i]SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed [i]all hail SmoggyPluto[/i]
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2 AntwortenA little detective work can find the real SmoggyPluto's profile, at least with some certainty. The original complaint about SmoggyPluto came from Keyzer Soze, who's GT is Suppose and is on XBox, the image he posted shows the GTs of the players. A search for SmoggyPluto brings up one XBox GT of [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/1/4611686018439960570]SmoggyPluto[/url]. I would expect that to be the real smoggy's profile.
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Smoggypluto doesent come to the forum. The forum comes to him.
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1 Antworten[i]A god amongst guardians[/i]~ Speaker
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1 AntwortenI'm going to refer to you as Pi.
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He truly is remarkable. He even helped me file my taxes and get the the biggest return I've ever got!
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2 AntwortenOnce upon a time a guy made a forum post bitching about how low ranking Crucible folks get rewards while he (at the top) gets nothing. Proof of this offense was a screenshot of a guy named SmoggyPluto getting Gjallahorn while in last place while the poster was in first and got nothing. Instead of this just fading into obscurity like so many such posts, one of the posters went on a short rant about how Smoggy deserved to get the drop. It went on to say something about how Smoggy took multiple bullets for him, found his lost dog and returned it, and helped him out when he was behind on his bills. From there the thread devolved into a game of one-upsmanship that took on a kind of "Chuck Norris Facts, Destiny Edition" vibe as people started posting SmoggyPluto "Facts". A legendary fun time was had by all and SmoggyPluto became the first and only guardian to actually become legend.
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Bearbeitet von Balskarr: 8/10/2015 10:11:06 PMHe's a dude who did a thing, this thing made him popular for whatever reason and you shall hear his name for all eternity.
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3 AntwortenMy brother.
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1 AntwortenHe's the real deal Not like these flux, Nike, and dancing Kirby fools. Smoggy once gave me 4 gallys for all 4 of my characters. I told him "I only have 3?" He said "you do now but wait until the next dlc"
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RNG son.
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OUR KING! Also have some mail
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In the early weeks of the game a user posted a screenshot of smoggy receiving gjallarhorn after basically helping the other team he did so bad in a crucible match
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Why does nobody want to give me an answer?