Never been dumped [spoiler]never had a gf[/spoiler] [spoiler]liek if u cri evry time[/spoiler]

My girlfriend dumped me because I made too many Linkin Park references but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Disclaimer: I'm an actual guy and don't do this for your own good! Now to the story. I picked myself a girlfriend. Typical, right? Well, it happened on a minecraft game on the Xbox 360. Not typical. We had this going on for a year from the start of 2014, New Years Day by the way, to over a year later on Jan. 2015. We let each other see other guys and girls. Good. Checking up on each other. Good. Having an addiction to your boyfriend for 2 straight months. BAD! On Valentines Day, she was telling my via texting that she loves me. Then, she faked her death and I was heart broken, but I had a suspicion that she was still alive. I knew that she was still alive because she played minecraft for the Xbox 360 a ton! I hooked up with her again to see if she changed, but I probably should've said you got one more chance to deserve your place next to me, but I didn't. Around that point, we became distant like strangers. Around Jan. 10th, 2015, I broke up with her for various reasons. Mainly, I didn't think that we were meant for each other and I should leave it like that. If you want more info, get on the Xbox 360 and message The Ryugami for an invite to party or private chat. Have a good day!

I had a seizure then was diagnosed with a brain tumor Her reason for leaving [spoiler][quote]"Too much to handle in a short amount of time. I already have to deal with my father dying and now you?...I just...I'm sorry. I need time for myself...to collect myself if you will"[/quote] She blocked me after this so...[/spoiler] Update: We've been back together for about a month now...but it seems as if the spark we had is fading. We no longer see each other as the dynamic duo we once were and are...growing apart. Pains me to say that its probably over...

I'm just going to list a few reasons why I dumped some guys -too short (I'm 5'5, he was like 5'1. F*ck with me.) -used too many emojis -snapchatted me too much -wouldn't let me talk to other guys (I play videogames, kinda hard not to) -looked through my phone while I was asleep -bad kisser -emo *Keep in mind this was 2-3 years ago, I've grown up since then* All the hate lmao. Get over it, I was literally like 13-14, and a total judgmental feg. Yah bitches needa chill

I threw a kid out the window while he was watching us sex it up. I was all "Nope! Nobody watches me bang my sister!" Bitch is crazy.

because I didnt haz recon

Worst reason? Hah. So let's see, first there's the one I was living with when i was younger that said I was "too lazy" whilst juggling three jobs, two dogs, college, and a car, but in reality was (more than likely) cheating on me with her older guy friend (who was/is a drug dealer on the downlow), forcing me to move out and basically started a chain of events that cost me literally everything I had, forcing me to relocate to another state and more or less ruining my life for four years. The other one came years later. She used to be my best friend, then hooked up with me, used me for more than $3000, then dumped me because I refused to be her sole means of support for her and her family while she spent all her money on herself, refused to acknowledge my contribution, then had the gall to actively abuse me both verbally and physically. You pick, I honestly can't decide...

She found out I was married. Wtf right??

I broke up with her because she quoted too many songs and it reminded me of somebody that I used to know.

A girl has never dumped me, just for the fact that I'm not a lesbian.

Back when I was in high school, I dated this girl (we met junior year and had been on and off between friends and bf/gf till senior year) until she said she only really liked me as a friend. (We never done the nasty) We met up the summer after graduation and dated for about a month or so... Here's where shit hit the fan. The day we broke up, she was at a friends house, and i was trying to text her about setting up a date later that week. (Because she was VERY distant since we got back together) So I called her about it and this dude answers saying I was calling "his girl" and how he would kick my ass, so i gave him an address to meet that afternoon @ 3p.m. and said "we will see who walks away and who won't" and hung up on the scrub. She called me right after and said it was a joke and that she gave her friend the phone (very immature thing to do)I told her that her friend needed to either follow through on his words or apologize (which was all I wanted, really). I hung up. She called back, saying that she was sorry for everything. For me, those words were too little, too late. I was done with the damn games. I called her out on her shit, (she had done other stuff I won't mention) called her a coward, she betrayed my trust, and what had happened and what she had done was not something I was looking for in a gf, or even a friend. We had a huge falling out, and I walked away from it all destroyed and betrayed. We didn't have any contact for a little over a year. And that was a shit year. After that year, I called her brother because I didn't have her number, and I needed my grandpa's handkerchief because I gave it to her and he passed away. So, I wanted it back for obvious reasons. He said she was home and that she still had it. I came to pick it up. We ended up going for a walk and talking. She ended up crying and literally embraced me for an hour, expressing her resent at herself. I told her that she had one last chance to prove to me that she had changed, and that she deserved a place by my side. Fast forward to now... We've been together for 4 years and are currently engaged. She cleaned her act up, proved herself tenfold, and grew into someone I love. She is my best friend and I deserve her, and her me. Even though I'm from west Philadelphia born and raised On a playground is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out, maxin' relaxin' all cool, and sootin some b-ball outside of the school...

She used thorn against me

I dumped a guy because he was shorter than me..i did feel bad. Edit: I don't have anything against shorter guys at all. I am 5'6 and 21yo. He was 5'0, 21 yo. I gave it a try and I couldn't do it. I like taller guys..give me a break. Take all your shiityy ass comment and shove it deeply up your -blam!-ing asses. Have a nice day~(˘▾˘~) Edit: Thank you to those who understood what I did. <3 Edit: 300 replies. Lmao

apparently "manslaughter" is a thing