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7/7/2015 5:25:09 AM
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Pooping
Does anyone else place toilet paper in the toilet before they take a poop so the water doesn't splash on you
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9 AntwortenI shit into my hand in the shower and throw it into the toilet for maximum efficiency.
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I poop on the seat then slap it in the bowl with my balls. Your mom cleans the skid marks
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I shit on the ground
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Only in public bathrooms.
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Only scrubs make the water splash when the shit. Git gud scrub
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) There's water in a toilet? ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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9 AntwortenWhen I poop I manually hold my but cheeks together with my fists so that when I have crapped all I can crap I can violently rip my but apart and yell, "cannonball." I am pretty upset if the splash radius does not at least reach my nipple line.
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Our clan is called poop so basically we master the art of poop [spoiler]all of you are poops[/spoiler]
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3 Antwortenno because I'm poop Lvl 60. I'm mastering the art of pooping but the better you become at pooping the more you realize there's so much more to learn. Don't let your dreams be dreams. You can poop more efficiently. Don't be afraid to try new ways of pooping. Seek council with your fellow forumgoers and learn from their experience.
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I've made this thread before and I was very surprised at how many people had no idea what I was talking about.
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I poop directly into a garbage disposal. I get no such splashes.
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1 AntwortenThat toilet paper won't save you....
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I stick tweezers up my butt and pluck out my poop manually for maximum cleanliness
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1 AntwortenNo but I lose a few pounds after ever poop. I keep my weight a steady 130
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Yes...yes I do....my wife says I'm weird for doing it lol
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1 AntwortenWoah I'll try that rn brb thx bby
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really ....
