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Bearbeitet von Mesprit:
8/20/2015 3:01:38 AM
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You wake up with me in your bed, what do you do?
So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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2 AntwortenChoke you then when ur dead I would bang your lifeless body then I would dispose of you.
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9 AntwortenWonder how the hell you got there and just turn on destiny
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1 AntwortenBring you food and talk how you ended up in my bed
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1 AntwortenProceed to go about my day then ponder about how you got there...
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3 Antworten( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[spoiler]run away[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenI am not Prepared for this
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4 AntwortenCuddle? If yo Hawt say "Ayy Lmao!"
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4 Antworten-blam!- your corn hole
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5 AntwortenYou gonna make more topics similar to this in the future? Pretty interesting
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11 AntwortenTurn on a James Bond movie
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Flip shit fall out of my 8 foot tall bed then probably make you breakfast.
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7 AntwortenMy bed is a racecar
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3 AntwortenSuprise buttsecks
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1 AntwortenShove a banana up your butt
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6 AntwortenCall a cab, then move to bel-air
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Probably flip out [spoiler]unless theres a backstory i dont know about[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenHope to god you're a lesbian otherwise I'm gonna be really confused as to why you're there ._.
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Throw bagels at you until you wake up...
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2 Antworten> Wakes up > Looks at OP *CONFIRMED: OP is 16* > Looks at cock > Feels for slime *CONFIRMED: no slime present* > Closes eyes > Goes back to sleep *IAMZLATAN has left the game*
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von I bet you h8 me: 8/15/2015 11:10:24 PMI'm 16 your 16 ehhh its legal
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4 AntwortenHow much did I drink
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2 AntwortenGive you a massage.
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1 AntwortenHow do you keep getting in my house? I locked all the doors and the windows!
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3 AntwortenJust get you naked and have sex
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Assess the situation. Act accordingly.
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Step 1. Check if you are awake or not. Step 2. Pull revolver out of dresser. Step 3. Throw small items at you until you wake up, if you aren't already awake. Step 4. Find out what the -blam!- is going on!!!! Step 5. TORGUE!!! Er, uh..... Oh, i got it. Step 5 edit. Figure out what to do. Step 6. Potential death or awkward friendship. Step 7. I HAVE NO IDEA, CAUSE I CANT THINK THAT FAR AHEAD!!!!!!!
