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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⌐■-■ Got (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) Rekt SWIGGITY 　 ∧_∧ 　 ( ･∀･) 　⊂ ⊂　) 　　 ( ( (　 　　(_(＿) 　　　 　 Swoogity 　　 ∧_∧ 　　　 　　( ･∀･) 　　　 　 ( Ｕ つ 　 　 ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧　　 （ ･∀･) ⊂_へ　つ 　(＿)｜ 彡　(＿) Coming ∧_∧　　 (･_･)っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that 　 ∧___∧ ⊂(・＿・ ) 　ヽ ⊂二/ 　(⌒) / Booty! ／　　　　　　　 ＼ |　　●　　　　● | ＼　 ___ / /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ 4x da booty (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ I summon spider blooty ▕▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲┈┈┈ ▕╮╭┻┻╮╭┻┻╮╭▕╮╲┈┈ ▕╯┃╭╮┃┃╭╮┃╰▕╯╭▏┈ ▕╭┻┻┻┛┗┻┻┛┈▕┈╰▏┈ ▕╰━━━┓┈┈┈╭╮▕╭╮▏┈ ▕╭╮╰┳┳┳┳╯╰╯▕╰╯▏┈ ▕╰╯┈┗┛┗┛┈╭╮▕╮┈▏┈ I REMEMBER YESTERDAY LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY BECAUSE IT WAS YESTERDAY Bitch, plz... ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ 　　 ＼ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 <　⌒ヽ 2 　　　/ 　 へ＼ F 　　 /　　/　＼＼ A ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ B 　　/　/ 4 　 /　/| U 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　 Lﾉ (_／/ .......(⌐■ ͜ʖ ■).......... ＿ノ ヽ　ノ ＼＿ `/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　| |　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ 　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ 　　/　ヽ_／ \ FRESH GREEN UNDIES U PROUD OF ME?!?!?Sorry guys... 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Yo mama

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? [spoiler]Because she was a woman![/spoiler] [spoiler]Bring on the hate, I don't care, he said funny, not appropriate.[/spoiler]

If Jack has $20 and Tyrone steals $13 then what color is Tyrone

So there were 4 men flying in a plane over the ocean and it went down (must have been a Malaysia Airlines flight). Luckily they crashed near an island and they swam ashore. As the 4 men were recovering on the beach a war party of the island's natives came upon them carrying spears and bows. The natives told the men "Do as we say and we won't kill you. Now each of you go into the jungle and bring us some fruit." The task was easy enough so the 4 men went into the jungle. Soon the first man came out carrying an apple. He gave it to the natives and they told him, "Stick that whole fruit into your ass and we'll let you live in our village and marry one of our women, fail and we'll cut off your head." Left with no choice the first man tried to stick the apple up his ass, but he couldn't do it so they chopped off his head. After a short while the second man emerged carrying a banana, The natives told him the same thing, but try as he might he couldn't get the last bit of stem up his ass so they chopped off his head. At last the third man came out of the jungle carrying just a handful of berries. He was told to stick them up his ass too, so he sat down and started popping them in one at a time. He had only one more to go when suddenly he laughed and all the berries came flying out of his ass, leading the natives to chop off his head. Now in the afterlife the 3 dead men reunite and one of them asks the third man, "You almost made it. You had just one more berry to put up your ass, why did you laugh?" and the third man replied: "I saw Jerry walk out of the jungle carrying a -blam!-ing pineapple

Bill Gates named his company after his peenis. :3

A little girl is riding a bike and she sees a cop on a horse. The cop says to the little girl "did Santa get you that?" The little girl replies yes, he did" the cop says "Tell Santa to put reflectors on it next year" and gives the girl a fine. The girl starts to ride away, turns around and says to the cop, "Next year tell Santa that the -blam!-ing dick goes under the horse not on top"

Dear bungie, Please nerf paper. Scissors are okay though. Sincerely, Rock

Why did sally drop her ice cream?[spoiler]because she was hit by a bus[/spoiler]

How many guardians does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]100. 1 to change it, and 99 to complain that it was better the way it was before the change.[/spoiler]

What do you call a cow without legs? [spoiler]ground beef[/spoiler]

I know it's the wrong forum, but LFG for a group to solo crotas end. Gt same

Q why are the titains eyes all dryed out. A because he cant blink.

Doubt it but... Heard the one about the rabbit and the bear? It's kind of long so if you haven't just tell me.