It was Tuesday, obviously reset day. I was doing PoE 35 with two players whose post I saw on the forums. They seem to be ok; not all that friendly, but tolerable. We are progressing well and I go to grab some water from the fridge in between rounds 4 and 5. I turn my mic off and come back seeing that a new player joined the party. I hear him say something like, "When you gonna boot this guy so I can get loot?" Other member in the game with me responds with,
"After this round." He says ok and leaves the party. I am actively listening to the conversation and turn my mic on 3 minutes or so later. However, I had a plan. About 2/3 the way done with Pilot Servitor, I pretend to laugh. They ask why and I respond, "Ha! The guys who kicked me before the chest room got perma-banned from Destiny, as I actively record my games and submitted proof to Destiny. Wow it's funny how people do that and get banned." There's silence and the kid trying to get my spot rejoins the party, only to be kicked immediately by the leader. Got the Thunderlord and told them I was lying about the ban and told them not to screw with people anymore. GET REKT NOOBS.
TL;DR: Story about how I got people perma-banned for kicking me to keep my spot in PoE
AMA
Edit 1: And we're trending. My first trending thread. Thanks guys!
Edit 2: Their reaction - I forgot to add their reaction when I told them I was lying about the perma-ban. They just said "GG", followed by both leaving the party chat. They were shocked by the turn of events.
Edit 3: Gonna hit the hay. Will respond to all comments tomorrow. Thanks for reading and spreading awareness.
Edit 4: Holy BLAM. Woke up to 70 notifocations on this app. Had fun responding to the various points you guys have shared. Thanks for contributing to the thread :)
Edit 5: LMAO who Necrobumped this? 420 comments now.
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And Another Necro bump
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Necro Bump
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Nyce wun mait
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Necro m8
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Good. Scrubs like that should be permabanned
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Nice politics! You should run for office.
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1 AntwortenBut it's completely impossible to join in the game after beating Skolas unless the party wiped first, but you can't wipe because you're no longer in a darkness zone. Both players would just be able to revive themselves in 20 seconds. If they had kicked you after beating Skolas, their friend wouldn't have been able to join anyway. If they kicked you right before beating Skolas, they would've had to wipe and start the whole fight over again.
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Great success )
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2 AntwortenThis is a nice post
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6 AntwortenNecrobump
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I hope this is true. It made me happy
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Lol rekt
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1 AntwortenThere names were klettekop and exitium-ant lol
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Haha nice
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Lol I should try this
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6 AntwortenHaha well played sir, well played! [i]~About Me[/i]
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Too damn funny
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Haha bump
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1 AntwortenAll these comments, and not one person has called BS on your story? Not ONE?! Fine, it shall be me. This never happened. You made up this entire story. Even through text, I can tell you are lying. For example, right after you gave "the reveal" to your readers about your genius plan, then you suddenly end the story in just a sentence or two. You just rushed through, it's very abrupt and forced. This is the equivalent of lying to someone in person, they call you out on the lie, and you suddenly say, "Oh sorry, I just remembered I have to go do something" just so you can exit the scrutiny. Nice try, though.
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Did you report them?
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You are my hero!
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Necrobump
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1 AntwortenDude...........that's genius. BUMP
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1 AntwortenYou sir are wise beyond your years