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*Note: sarcasm/satire filled* LOL @ Patch Notes... <shakes head> Dear Community, Our devs and head of fun department are such *redacted*, and we hear you!!! So, we slapped them and like a pinata - Treasure keys fell out-a-everywhere. We were thanking them, but they snuck in some other stuff while we were distracted and chasing the new shiny things around like the latest carrot - we got so confused... anyway, here's what made it into the latest update, hope you enjoy! Fixed the Skolas ship thing, you can actually get the cipher now, (maybe)... no word on the emblem and shader though... please try and let us know. Also, if you did it before, heh, GJ! We knew you would do it again anyway, and look - a key! Heh, Qodron, we nerfed the hell out of him (Deej couldn't kill it either). We're allowing you to get that ToO emblem now since you were previously denied the drop, but you gotta earn it again to secure it... it's not that hard, right? Just read some of those 'git gud' posts - quite helpful! We heard you loud and clear, best public content we've produced to date. You had FUN looting the Ether Chests. Folks were helping each other that were not even on fireteams. Folks were reviving each other. There were mini-races between zones, lots of laughing and even new friends being built in our public spaces... crazy kind of happy accident we made there... and it was kinda timely with that new Gunsmith mechanic we introduced as Guardians were just plowing through those weapon parts, we know, we know - you loved it (right?)!! You actually were getting the occasional weapon amongst all the junk, and then roll it into something decent... We did too! So many good times had in the last couple weeks on Venus and in Skywatch and Banshee-44 in the Tower has never seen so much business! Our social / vendor spaces were really working! Oh well, that sh!t is over! One loot per chest only now. Yeah... we cried a bit when they told us. Too much fun was being had. We want you in the game for long periods of time, but you can't be having *that* kind of fun... Dev's said you can have some Queens Wrath rep though if you keep it up, LOL (high five?) Yes, this does mean those weapon parts just got a bit harder to come by... BNG hug? Yay, more Judgement Tokens that NOBODY was using in the first place! They are shiny though, right? We like shiny things. We are sure you do too. Since you likely already have full ship, shader and emblems, you can break down the plethora of tokens you are sitting on for +10 judgement rep each now - which should help since it only takes 3,000 rep to make 1 level rank up. The only question is - what will you do with all that new rep? A mere 300 tokens will get you a level! How will you use it? Cash in more tokens for a new ship? (We're hoping you grind and found out!) We know you are hoping to get packages at rank 3+... who doesn't want something from Variks in a gift package??? We know non-elemental primaries for your hard work is exactly what you are looking for! Better yet, Shank burn rocket launchers for everyone!!!! Grrrrrr-baby, Grrr... Well, at least you could use them for weapon parts - the Gunsmith will be waiting! Chests can drop class marks instead of ammo synths - brilliant!! You needed more of those, right? Why you mad, we gave you more space? Hunters love new capes... Our bad, evidently the devs are 'fixing' the fusion guns again. We know, we know... you were having fun with the Vex in PvP. That's against Dev policy. 1.1.1 has been invoked. Suck it up buttercup. This is the day of the shotgun and handcannon. However, just in time - since you can't actually get ammo synths or farm anymore from Etheric Chests - Dev's thought it would be cute to finally, NOW, let you stack ammo cakes! Woot - three cheers for the Fun-department decision-makers here at BNG HQ! Better late than never, right? Seriously, our Dev's are the bestest!! Woot! Woot! Woot! + + + PS - We understand that checkpoints in PoE would be nice, we like you playing the game for very long times. You request has been denied. PSS - We know the Treasure Keys aren't really useful for much, as most of the Queen's weapons are less than desirable compared to other items in game, sure, the queen's sniper, shoty and rocket are handy, but the rest... meh... and once you have a full set of exotics and the good raid weapons... The only other reason you go to the chest is for Elder cypher bounty completion... but, until you get to that point, well, they are handy for the kinder-guardians (BTW - I hear the newbs love that nickname, it's so less condesending... i digress.) That said - the PvE *real* reward comes from killing the boss in the Skolas Arena. Vet's want the cypher & elemental primaries. The cypher can come from a 34 run. So Skolas is all about the elmental primary - and that's a boss kill - nothing a key helps with, by design. BNG Fun Dept understands that a better way would have been to give you incremental percentage chances at better drops for the more rounds you completed... incentivizing play, or a chance at a cypher or armor / weapon core / Etheric along the way per round as a bonus... and guaranteed elemental primary when you got to the treasure room - but, instead, we created an event where you just want to get to Skolas - or blow-chunks trying. That's really it (you can get all the other Lv 35 carrots elsewhere) yeah, we know... Our genius was making the best loot in HoW RNG! So you can replay! However, we see you crafty folks out there... you kill him, you wipe on mines, and change toons to try him again with the next set of toons just to save time - oh you guardians are slick - and we're watchin'... please don't do that! (It takes the fun department longer to implement a stop to that kind of thinking. You remember baby-bumpers, right?!) You are violating the Dev fun and game-time policy! We like it when you play our game for REALLY long times and don't get rewarded, or only when we are ready to reward you... You can get treasure keys from the small chests now... didn't you see, the treasure room is your friend! Please go visit it after killing Skolas each time... Not-so-subliminal-message: "Farming Skolas is bad." (Fun Dept told us)... BNG Dev hug? :) See you in a week little light... need a key?

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Hi Deej, Can we see another one of those charts that tells us which weapons were used most frequently in the Crucible recently? If not that, at least from Trials? I remember the last one you've showed us had weapons like SUROS Regime and Shadow Price at the top of the list Just want to see how people (and their weapon choices) have changed since then. Thank you :)

FIX THE VEX. NOW. NOT LATER. NOW. Also, fix the autorifles. You have nerfed and buffed until Thorn and Last Word are the only two viable PvP guns. How can one studio screw up so much?

Make fusion rifles on par with shotguns ...don't make it the same damage but up the damage to where they are viable and add some stability

14, socially awkward teenager. Don't have to many friends besides this one kid Henry. Somehow he's more awkward than me. We like to wander the alleyways on the south side of Chicago. We're not black but most can tell we live in the hood so no troubles. One day we see this really cute alley cat strolling around. Cat looked thin and malnourished as heck. We're young and assume it doesn't have an owner but wait we see a collar with a name "love". We think its gay and on the insistence of Henry, we start calling the cat fa.g. Yes its lame, but we were 14. We feed the cat and walk with him every day. Goes on for a while when we realize we're in the alley we found him. See big black dude with pistol in his waist. " whachu doin wif mah cat!" The cat runs behind me and henry. And stupid Henry says "Fa.g is with us now!" Guy yells "You call in mah cat a fa.g?!!!" I start to panic and yell "Henry your effin idiot!" Next thing I know I hear a <BANG> and I'm on the ground with blood streaming out of my chest. With my last breath I yell to Henry, "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOUR TO BLAME! YOU GAVE LOVE A BAD NAME!"

Maybe it's just me, but I haven't got a single key from ether chests since the update. Anyone else? Or did my rng luck just got worse?

Etheric light needs to be added to Xur, for casuals. Let us have some fun.!!!

Can we get an update to trials that makes it a little better to play? Cheaters and laggers are ruining the gane

Hey Deej can you guys please bring the vex back to its former glory just a little bit, I just got mine or the first time yesterday an I would like to know how good it was through experiencing it. Plus can you guys not listen to the people who are crying for weapon nerfs? They got bungie to need auto rifles into the ground and now fusion rifles and the vex are about to be I the same spot if bungie keeps making these small nerfs to them. If someone were to make a masterpiece out of stone but then chips away a piece every now and then that masterpiece will degrade until people don't want to see it anymore, this happened to the Suros and I would like a unique gun like the be to not meet the same fate. If you respond thank you for listening but even if you don't reply and just res it thanks anyways.

Buff auto rifles scrubs

I just noticed this patch said it fixed the hildian seeker not dropping under certain conditions, but I completed it after the patch and did not receive the ship. Wtf?

DEEJ, In the update, one of the bullets is a little confusing. The one that states, " You need to defeat Skolas again to receive the Elder Cipher". So does that incline that the exotic bounty can no longer be acquired on PoE 34? Or was the bullet referring to the latter bullet?