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5/24/2015 4:58:24 PM
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There's a dead body on my porch, what do i do?
I went out to grab the newspaper and found a dead body on my porch. My girlfriend says we can't stash him anywhere cuz we already have too many bodies in the basement. I found a nice blanket to cover him up for now, but i'm not sure if i should try and find it's murderer or just keep it or myself. What should i do?
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Learn necromancy dude
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3 AntwortenEat it or channel enough eletrcity into it to reanimate it then eat it
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1 AntwortenDid you loot anything worthwhile from the body?
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Microwave it
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4 AntwortenLoot it, that's what I do.
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Don't mention it on the forums. I left it there because I thought it would be safe. The police wouldn't think of checking your porch, I was home free.
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3 AntwortenHave sex with it
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5 AntwortenAsk siri
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2 AntwortenSkin it. Fūck it. Eat it.
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3 AntwortenAHH! A dead body! AHH! And look, someone's fûcking that dead body!
