I've heard "I know how to use melee but I don't use it because it's slow as a sunsinger." Really kid? It's damn near a 1 hit kill. -_-
Update 1.5 - Nighthawk helm knocks crota shield wit 1 shot? O.o yeah finally found out from the replies and tested it lol, op.
Update 2 - I'm new to forums and Idk anything really about it, what does bump mean? Lol
Update 3 - I know what bump means now lol thanks community
Update 4 - I'm loving the noob stories I get a kick everyday lol, keep em comin
Update 5 - almost at 10,000 replies that's for all your stories, almost different ones everyday lol
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Level 14 sqeaker who claims he knows a lot about destiny but he hasn't played. So he gets the game and gets to level 14 and said "Once I am level 15 can I do a raid?" Immediately I face palm.
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What a dickhead I've just bought two more ace of spades an they can't use them.
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Why can't I use Talaloc on my hunter. Lol.
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1 AntwortenDid the vault of glass raid recently with guys who seemed to know what they were doing. Got to templar and guy shouts i remember this was a nightfall it was a bitch. I left and played the witcher
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In the beta and initial release when I played as a hunter I thought I needed to use a hand cannon to use golden gun.
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4 Antworteni saw a post "need 6 for crota".
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I keep dying from shotguns [because I don't understand the radar and not to walk around corners with scout rifles expecting to win CQ engagements], bungie please nerf [to hopefully patch up my laughable k/d and ego].
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Post on hard raid thread: Must be 312+, beaten the raid before, have malice and a 310+ sniper, we at oryx *I join* Start it up, jump on platforms, kill ogres... Fire team member: 'why are there knights'
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Playing hard mode kingsfall, kid, who has been okay thusfar, is talking about no time to explain. He's like "yeah, just need to run vog after this". Another team member was like "yeah, did that last week. It was shocking how much trouble we still had with the gorgons", to which the kid replies "oh, yeah, the gorgons minotaurs. They're actually so easy".
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Valuas tu'arc (I'm nooby with cabal names sadly) has an immunity shield that you have to shoot so you can be to hurt him
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Earn your (insert weapon here).
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9 AntwortenKid asked me if he should reroll his vanguard scout until it did elemental damage. I told him to do it.
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Noobiest thing. Has to be "Did you earn (random weapon) or did you xurn it?"
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1 AntwortenBump for later plz? Just not too many?
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How do I activate the plate? I cry every time..
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2 AntwortenBefore TTK Me:what weapons do you think will be in it Noob:no land beyond it is OP OwlPocalyptic has left party OwlPocalyptic has left the fireteam[spoiler]to this day he thinks that its in TTK but as a hidden weapon[/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenIdk about heard but nothing beats my noobness level . I wasn't even thinking about it. The first time Xur arrived when TTK dropped I spent all my coins on the primary engrams. All coins. At one time. I was so excited that my mind was convinced he was truly selling year 2 primary engrams. First one dropped: year one Monte Carlo. I didn't even break the other ones , I was so sad. I had to log off destiny because I felt like I wasn't worthy enough for bungie. so hyped I didn't even read the title of the engrams. But I guess I wasn't the only retard to do this so that's good.
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Noob: how did you get that water ghost? Me: what Noob: the one that has water on it Me: you mean the Kings slayer shell? Noob: oh it looks like it has water on it
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A week before year 2. Nothing to do. Bored in the crucible. Get random invite to a group. Be some random trying to do Pho'goth nightfall. Didn't know it at the time, this cat was a complete noob. As if anyone couldn't solo nightfalls during the end of year 1. I tried telling him soloing the nightfall would ultimately make him a better player and it hones your pve skills nicely. "I could never do that." - 34 maxed Titan with everything. We get to Pho'goth. Since it was just him and I, we stayed in the room. This kid. Trolled me for half an hour. As he stood in the doorway constantly dying to adds/shrieker. I kept telling him to move from the doorway. He wouldn't say anything as if he was doing something funny or something. I couldn't understand this , was I being trolled? I was just trying to help, I was already cleared. I went out of my way to help this cat run the fall, and he's going to continuously stand in the doorway receiving heaps of splash damage from pho, adds, and shrieker? Could this be? I eventually got sick of this kid and his lack of explanation, so as he's dead in the doorway again . I calmly deny his revival, and leave to orbit. Didn't feel like soloing this for him, I was either being trolled , trolled, or he was bottom of the pit bad. Either way. Ew.
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7 AntwortenMe: We can totally take those 3 yellow bar Hive. *Walks into tunnel in Cosmodrome during Destiny Beta and gets rekt.* O________O
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1 Antworten"I Hope XUR sells Vex."
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Why can't I pick up ammo for my Icebreaker!?
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"Let me kill you in crucible so I can get my exotic sword."
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Some guy told me pulse rifles are just as balanced as hand cannons.
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4 AntwortenJust had a guy tell me shotguns take skill.
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I met this guy online, the he ask me a question: How I can revive with the Sunsinger??? He was a Sunsinger lvl40 Warlock(only character)...