[b][u]In these trying times, the flood needs someone they can count on. One of their own, to rise up.[/u][/b]
-Someone who fears no Ninja.
-Someone who is not afraid to speak up for what they believe.
-Someone who values honesty, even in the face of adversity.
-Someone who is always present, even when others wish for his absence.
For every NoiselessPurse that falls, another rises. It's time to raise him further than ever before.
Help put the [b]noise[/b] back in NoiselessPurse.
[i][b]NoiselessPurse for Mentor 2k16.[/b][/i]
[u]A few words from the man behind the noise:[/u]
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"I'm flattered. I believe as a mentor, I would be able to cut down on the amount of butthurt kids in Offtopic by more than 50%. I would also be able to detag any religious persons posts, so that us rational people wouldn't have to see them. Finally, any pro-lifers would have their ridiculous opinions edited out by me, so that the rest of the Flood wouldn't have to put up with them. Thank you, and remember, put the Noise back in NoiselessPurse this year."[/i]
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In the spirit of the current influx of NoiselessPurse posts, I'm bumping this. For science. NP4M2k16.
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28 AntwortenThat's like putting Hitler in charge of a Jewish day care.
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1 AntwortenI foresee a short lived reign of terror. It will be beautiful.
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2 AntwortenHow about no
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4 AntwortenNo just [i]no[/i]
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4 AntwortenHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 AntwortenDoes anyone understand how fast he would disappear if nobody gave him the time of day
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1 Antworteni think he could at least make moderator, if not CEO of bungie.
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4 AntwortenYour not being Ambitious enough. NOISLESS PURSE FOR COMMUNITY MANAGER 2K16.
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5 AntwortenNinjas, please don't listen to these guys. We dont need positive religious posts being banned yet posts bashing Christians are encouraged. It's a double standard and would be pretty unfair. If you guys actually listen to these guys, at least make sure everyone has the right to speak their view of religion and not silencing those who disagree with them.
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10 AntwortenIf he became a mentor the flood we go into martial law... All religious people would be banned for their beliefs and will be forced into groups like the wayward and the lenny sovereignty... The flood would fall apart and go into a darker age than it already is in... Ooooorrrrr he could be pretty cool and just be your average mentor but that would only happen if he stopped being so anti-theist :P
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2 AntwortenBiased Poll is Biased
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2 AntwortenWe already have Daz for that.
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2 Antworten*patriotic Communist music plays* NoiselessPurse: the Troll, The Atheist Emperor, the Master Baiter. for too long have theses so called "Ninjas", who probably don't even have any training with Edged weapons, have allowed us freedom of expression, and peace across the forums. it is time to take a stand! a Ninja may be quiet, but the Purse.. is Noiseless! we want everyone to conform to the same ideals, that OP is ALWAYS a fgt, and that the mere mention of a deity resulting in death by a thousand cuts. if you need Mountain Dew, he will provide, if you need Doritos, He will provide. if you need a new Fedora, he can let you borrow one of his! the Purse is always open! remember: the Ninjas don't know Ninjutsu, but NoiselessPurse knows how to swing a Purse quietly and lethally! the best leaders are the ones you hate! Free speech is for Pussies! and it's not the Internet, if you don't let an anonymous stranger carefully disassemble everything you believe in and make you doubt yourself and what you believe in! Vote For change, vote for the Purse! Sieg Heil!!
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Insipid turtle for mentor
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1 AntwortenI'm pretty sure one of the criteria for being a mentor is you have to be nice soooo...
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Bearbeitet von Sir Mewtwo: 5/18/2015 6:00:45 PMI know how we can drive purse and his alts away, post babies and religious stuff!
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It's nice to see that people want to run this site into the ground even more.
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5 AntwortenI totally agree. He seems like a nice guy.
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11 AntwortenI like how he used one of his alts to post this.
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6 AntwortenIsn't he like an angry 12 year old that doesn't quite have control of his testosterone?
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37 Antworten[quote] [i][b]NoiselessPurse for execution 2k16.[/b][/i][/quote] Fixd
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8 AntwortenIf aids were a person it would be noiselessPurse
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5 AntwortenWho is NoiselessPurse?