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5/9/2015 5:52:05 PM
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Le story tiem
> be me
> family going to the store
> i'm staying home
> le time 2 fap
> get myself ready
> making myself comfy with le pillow
> dis gon b gud
> laying there naked one bed
> browsing porn
> opens link. Starting to fap
> taking my time
> i come. Theres cum everywhere
> suddenly le front door opens
> ohshit.jpeg
> whatdowhatdowhatdo
> its now or never. I hab 2 be a man
> quickly put pants on. rub my cum over mai chest and arm
> door 2 mai room opens
> "hi, i just need th.. What are you doing?"
> oh hi mom i was just putting on some . lotion
> " oh okay i just needed my bag"
> mother leaves
> mfw i was laying on my bed with my body covered in cum
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1 Antworten"Game Over" Restart mission? - (X) Back to Main Menu? - (A)
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le [spoiler]die in a fire[/spoiler]
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Are you banned
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Bump for Bapao
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1 AntwortenDid you lick it off? [spoiler]If so, did it taste like pineapple?[/spoiler]
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[b][i][u]100th[/u][/i][/b]
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1 AntwortenDont worry its good for your skin
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2 AntwortenI guess that's what they call [spoiler]a sticky situation [/spoiler]
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wtf was that!!!!!! That shit made me laugh then cringe so damn hard.
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Waste of protein.
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dafuq did i just read
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1 AntwortenBapao... Always -blam!-ing him...
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5 AntwortenPlease tell me this is a true story
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2 Antwortenbapoa pls
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5 AntwortenLotion, now made with real human semen™
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1 AntwortenWhat happened next?
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1 AntwortenPix or nah
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"Le" [spoiler]m-muh triggers[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenWe're all proud of you, darling. Why was your mom's purse in your room?
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1 AntwortenYou da real MVP. Improvisation is everything nowadays.
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3 AntwortenPlz link to what you fapped to for uhh reasons
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1 Antworten*applauds*
