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Bearbeitet von IceIllex:
8/20/2015 4:47:36 PM
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Caught by a Gorgon, what do you say?
Hey Everyone!
Alright you are running a great raid, got your chest from the gorgon maze and now you got caught, what would you say in your last 3-5 seconds?
I would say "Who double jumped?" Or a variety of curses.
Edit 1: 5 minutes in and everyone has a better one than me, lol
EDIT 2: These are great everyone! Keep them coming! I have a new saying to.
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
*Gorgon starts squelling to kill your team
Bad Squishy! Bad!
Edit 3: 500 comments in 1 day! This great everyone, keep it up!
Edit 4: 1000 comments! Awesome statements guys!
Edit 5: it would be really nice to get Deej or Cozmo to reply!
English
#Destiny
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If i only get caught: "Oh shit my bad guys" If multiple get caught including me "JUMP THE GORGON"
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Me: *accidentally jumps in front of gorgon* Team: WHO DID IT Me: it was, uh, SEVEN DID IT *seven has been booted from the game* Seven: I SAW YOU DO IT *E3 has been booted from the game*
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3 AntwortenBilly! Put up Armor of Light! [i]*Billy makes an Armor of Light Bubble*[/i] [i]Everyone goes into block position with exotic swords and Armor of Light[/i] EVERYONE LIVES!
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"YES! SENPAI NOTICED ME!"
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I don't talk. I just melting point, solar grenade, and Raze lighter uppercut. Then I run thru the stream to wash the gorgon ash off my boots.
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Bearbeitet von TheCaptainM91: 10/24/2015 3:27:57 AMGoddamnit, Greg... why do you always have to pull a [i]Greg.[/i] With all your stupid prancing and jumping bullshit. -blam!- you, Greg.
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Ayy lmao
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TheHunger82 cowers before the gorgon.
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"Gotta get to the stairs, gotta get to the sta...ohhhh frak."
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[i]I would tell it to look the other way?[/i]
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Me - "Damn it Mikey" (Mikey always -blam!-s up) Mikey - "wtf it wasn't even me this time!"
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"Spare Me Medusa..."
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Wait we can kill it now? *kills gorgon*
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For -blam!-s sake, gj n00bs and git gud skrubs
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Bearbeitet von Dacedaren: 10/24/2015 3:19:22 AMMy favorite was when my team was doing the new no time to explain questline. Gorgon saw us and the guy who got seen said oh sht it saw me! Kill it! No witnesses!
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Bearbeitet von Joyaboi: 10/24/2015 3:14:14 AM[b][u][i]"KILL IT WITH FIRE!"[/i][/u][/b]
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I do my best Tardis voice and say "WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES-BENZ! YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC -blam!-ING EAGLE!" followed by "GOOOOD DAMNIT NAIL" in Super Kami Guru's voice, then finally "so, everyone was too busy laughing to kill it... Maybe I should tone it down a bit."
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Wave my hand obi wan style and say these are not the ghosts you're looking for, move along, move along.
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[b]KILL THE BASTARD[/b] *gorgon is immediately hit with 18 swords, a shadow shot and many, many hammers*
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Swords out and b l a m
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Kill it with raze lighter then tea bag it
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"Meh, don't be a Weiner"
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Dismantle mines, yeessssssssss?
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2 Antworten"Go to sleep!" Proceed to hit the Gorgon in the eye with a Sleeper Simulant.
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To quote my run to get my No Time to Explain, "God -blam!-ing damn it. Which one of you dickless potatoes got seen by the floating balls of hentai? Have you even run the Vault before? Dear God this is taking longer than the Atheon fight. Please just leave the game so I can stop insulting your limited intelligence. For -blam!-s sake. Who was it this time?" etc. Etc. I'm an angry person when it comes to Gorgons due to idiots getting caught when I'm already sitting outside of Atheon's door. Hell, I'm just an angry person in general.
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11 Antworten*as tentacles extend* "It's ok guys, I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going"
