Yesterday got back from work and my gf was cocking,ask her how are u baby ???!!!! And she terns around and looks me with that evil face like omnigul .,.,. I was o shit .,.,. And tells me i am mad dont talk to me now okay ,,, i was okaaaayyyyy i take a corona start playing destiny , after 1 hour she finish cocking she comes over bringing me a corona with lime chrisps fixed with nice sous how i like it and she sits on my lap ,,,, that time i was what the -blam!- is going on now
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5 AntwortenDude just read this in your head with a arab voice...So hilarious. I was okaaaayyyy!
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LMAO! Best thread I've had the pleasure of reading in ages. XD
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English is free in America
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9 AntwortenSorry guys, my lab experiment escaped.
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[quote]Yesterday got back from work and my gf was [b]cocking[/b][/quote] I hate to break this to you dude but that she is a he. [quote]after 1 hour she finish cocking[/quote] Definitely a he. [u]Tips[/u]. 1. Check adams apple. 2. Wait for *her* to go to the toilet, does *she* sit or stand when peeing. 3. Does *she* have bigger biceps than you. 4. Is her name a deviation of a mans name i.e. Davina from david, usually he/she will have a name derived from their own male name. [spoiler]jk, the day i understand women is when i grow a 3rd eye & develop psychic powers.[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenI'd say its your 3rd Grade Education level that's causing the problem.
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This came to my mind. [url]http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54587483.jpg[/url]
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1 AntwortenI hate spelling and grammar police . But I think I will call them for you sir
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1 AntwortenI think I understand women rather better than I understand your post ?
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7 AntwortenI think it is trying to communicate.
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Come on now who understands this guy
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1 AntwortenOoooohhhh.... COOKING... she was COOKING. You had me believing your girl was either a tranny or was in the middle of angry masturbating.
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3 AntwortenA triptych of hive runes said to be uncrackable
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OP's wild imagination strikes again.
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[quote]Yesterday got back from work and my gf was cocking,ask her how are u baby ???!!!! And she terns around and looks me with that evil face like omnigul .,.,. I was o shit .,.,. And tells me i am mad dont talk to me now okay ,,, i was okaaaayyyyy i take a corona start playing destiny , after 1 hour she finish cocking she comes over bringing me a corona with lime chrisps fixed with nice sous how i like it and she sits on my lap ,,,, that time i was what the -blam!- is going on now[/quote] Women are CRAZY not just yours or mine but all. 22Years of marriage this is all i've found out.
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Is this broken Swahili or something? If this is your main language i feel bad for your parents lol. But seriously that is kind of freaky.
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Bump please read comments
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She was cocking and you went to grab some beer and play video game, well that explain why she is mad.
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Why not raid to 3? And matchmaking
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Cocking?
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bruh. this grammar is something else.