put your best red vs blue quotes from any season or character. NO SPOILERS!!!!!!
Mine:
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES!
Or:
Tucker: Caboose, that is rediculous!
Caboose: Is it? Or is it sooo rediculous, it's the most rediculously perfect idea...that you never thought of?
EDIT 1: wow guys almost 75 replies! Also, bungie won't let my name be Michael j caboose so that's why I'm just Michael caboose :)
EDIT 2: holy crap over 100 replies and trending! Let's get to 250!
EDIT 3: YES! 250 REPLIES! LETS GET TO 500 BOYZ
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Hey chika bump bump
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Caboose: "Time line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!"
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Church:hey, does blorg mean yes? Alien: Blorg. Church: HAHA! I speak alien! I cant believe this! Tex: unless blorg means no, in which case, you're wrong. Church: what? No. Hey, am i right? Alien: Blorg. Church: haha! See? The fûck do you know.
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Suck it blue
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Bearbeitet von Shrek Almighty: 8/2/2015 6:49:08 PM"Bow-chicka honk-honk!"-Junior "I only drink the blood of my enemies!"-Sarge "My gut's telling me no, but my gut's made of an advanced polymer; it doesn't know what it's talking about. Stupid gut."-Simmons "I'd just like to let everyone know that I suck… and that I'm a girl, I like ribbons in my hair, and I wanna kiss all the boys."-Grif "If I ever meet him, I'm taking his eyeballs as souvenirs."-O'Malley "I do not want to catch pregnancy!"-Caboose
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"Hey chicka bum bum"
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*Caboose Driving tank* Tucker/Church: SON OF A BITCH
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Donut: It's a high quality picture Caboose: I was just preparing for the next thing to happen Church: Shut up Caboose: Meteor
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Tucker did it.
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1 AntwortenBow chicka bow wow
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6 Antwortenstfu n gtfo Milking jokes is -blam!-ing retarded. We get it. RvB is funny. Endlessly milking all the jokes just ruins it. "haha xddd cabose r so funy hahahahahxdddd"
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von JesusOfSuburbia: 6/24/2015 6:24:40 PMWashington: Apparently they have a hot key for recording Caboose's team kills. Caboose: Control F U.
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7 Antworten"Holy baloney Batman!" Oops my bad i just quoted a good show, sorry
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-blam!-ing shisno
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3 AntwortenTucker: it's a sword not a fighter jet, what's so hard about swish, swish, stab
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you team killing fûcktard
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2 AntwortenAny caboose quote
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3 AntwortenThat was the worst throw ever, of all time. Its not my fault there was a wall in my way.
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1 AntwortenWhy are you giving CPR for a gunshot wound to the head?
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2 AntwortenCaboose: "I like me. You should like me too." Only pick up line I will ever use.
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Bearbeitet von Hunter: 7/26/2015 5:46:19 AMI've got a Boner for murder
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Bearbeitet von bagelbro123: 7/29/2015 10:34:24 AM"Bow chicka bow wow." "You me simmons me me simmons me me you me me simmons---" "SHOTGUN!!!!! SHOTGUN DAMNIT!" "MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE! AND I! HATE! TAXES!!!! (Its texas you idiot!!!!) THAT TOO!!!!" "I would love to tell you all how much of an asshole i am but i would like to remind everyone we are in a room surrounded by people about to utterly -blam!- our shit up!" "Bow chicka bow wo-" "Whoa. did she just say that?" "Wha-you told me to loosen up." "Yeah thats a little too loose you might wanna tighten that up real quick." "I feel violated." "Its not gold!!! I AM -blam!-ING ORANGE!!!!!" "You teamkilling -blam!--tard!!!!" "IVE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!!!"
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"Tucker, There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life." ~ Church, season 2, episode 30.
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2 AntwortenFear his lazer face
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Windmill doublefück!
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1 AntwortenChurch: I am not a THING! My name is LEONARD CHURCH, and YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!!!