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NAWLEDGE
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2 AntwortenTo a saddle. -_-
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Prior to my enslavement to NeoGivings, I was owned by a chairsexual. Dear spaghetti that was horrible…
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Waiting for the right person.
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Sadly, i got put back into the friend zone. So...
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8==D -> (|)
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2 Antworten16. Was with my first girlfriend on our 1 month, we are laying on a futon in her room and she seduces me into it. I was nervous and wasnt finishing so she was giving me head to hurry it some more and her 26 year old 5 year airforce MP brother walks in and immediately storms out. I don't know how im alive but she talked him out of beating the shit out of me.
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I'm 14, Australia's legal minimum sex age is 16, so is getting a license. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the car
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Two guys were in a bar, talking. [b]Guy 1[/b]: Well someone's a perky piper today! [b]Guy 2[/b]: Yep. I got laid last night. [b]Guy 1[/b]: Lucky bastard! [b]Guy 2[/b]: Still feel the burn in my ass.
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11 Antworten12 years old my 16 year old baby sitter took advantage of me I had no idea what I was doing and neither did she but I was super scared and lasted 3 seconds when we were done I was just shaking for 45 minutes
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3 AntwortenDoes virtual sex with anime grills count?
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Bearbeitet von Arbiter: 10/31/2015 11:17:10 AMI put my pee pee into a girl's baby box. Boom, devirginized.
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2 Antworten[quote][quote]Im not one to believe in this stuff but -blam!- it. [quote] Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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3 Antworten[quote][quote]Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin Haha[/quote][/quote]
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2 Antworten9 months before you were born
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1 AntwortenAsk my sister
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My hand.....
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I banged ur mum last night [spoiler]lol get rekt[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenIt was a goat. A GOAT CORAL
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von the Pebnis Man: 11/7/2015 8:04:56 PMCan we all just have a moment of silence for the desticles who will never lose their virginity....
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105 AntwortenLet me tell you a story OP... Back in the amalgam of good memories that made up middle school (7th grade in particular), I met this girl (ill leave her name undisclosed).She asked me to the upcoming may dance on what seemed to be a random encounter, and i accepted. At the time, she was about my height, solid 8/10, really big bewbs, you get the gist. Anyways, we went to the dance, had a good time, and started our relationship. Soon, it was summer and we spent a lot of time together. Now, at the time, i was a pretty shy kid, and didn't really know much about girls (contrary to the belief that all middle schoolers are experts at pounding chicks on the daily, specifically your mother). I won't go into details, but i found out after the few times we spent time together that this girl was REALLY sexually aggressive, like she wanted me all over her. Now being 7th grade me, this was awesome. Like i was ascending (and delving into) to places that no other 7th grader knew about at the time. Now, if you have ever been in a relationship before, you know that it can't simply run off physical lust, or it is doomed. That was essentially what our relationship was--physical lust. So my narrow-minded didn't see the incoming break up ahead, but this is all besides the point. One day, we were at the park, enjoying the nice summer weather. We were seated on the bench, about halfway to second base, when she stood up and grabbed my hand. I didn't really understand but I allowed her to lead me. She took me to the girl's bathrooms they have there. Once inside, she immediately pushed me on the ground, and ripped off my pants. I laid there half-naked while she did the same. She straddled me, with my pen0r only inches away from her holiest of holies. My wiener was probably hard enough to scratch diamonds, and she continued to tease me. Finally, she said in a smooth seductive voice "Are you ready?" My heart beating out of my chest, i did the only acceptable this a male in that position would do. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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6 AntwortenOk so it was in 5th grade...
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Bearbeitet von Potato King: 11/15/2015 5:02:29 AMWith my palm and 5 fingers forming a tube
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To a toy box dont worry everything was tucked away xD jk
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4 AntwortenIt's was around 2013 and I was playing my Blackops 2 and I had my iPhone in one under going like 10-4. I was on search and destroy and a girl joins the game, her name was Jill and we talked. Fastforward to 2015 and now she moved to my place an we are playing vid3o games and we liked each other. The next morning was the last day of school and we wanted to see each other. So we decided to see each other on Fridays and Saturdays and we played and went to the beach together. One night she wanted to go swimming and I did not like the idea because it was really hot outside. I decided to go with her and go swim and play around with her. Our pool was 30*30 feet and it was unground pool with a small filter that sometimes unplugs itself for some strange reason. While we were swimming my girlfriend said "somethings wrong with the pool, I can hear that noise." And I decided to go look but she wanted to look for herself and she said it was the drain making noises, and I told her not to do anything yet because I'm still in the pool. I was thinking the worse in the moment, my adrenaline was running no I tried to tell her not to unplug the pool. But she did, and when she unplugged the pool, it felt like a whirlpool dragging you down. And I looked down and the drain was scary as hell. I was stuck in the water...and the suction was so strong I got my cock stuck in the hole. As it was blowing me like crazy, you feel all of the pleasure leave your body. And I was being sucked dry like a dry sponge. I will never forget that moment.