To our lord and saviour doge

My friend and I experimented and eventually had sex. He found out that he is straight from it. I found out that I'm gay. We're still good friends.

>be me >buy cat >name it virginity >throw it out window >say I lost my virginity

Here is a rough interpretation

How? Well, a guy had shoved his dinglydong in my personal narnia and did the frickle frackle. That's how.

I was only 9 years old.... [spoiler]you know the rest of the story[/spoiler]

15 years old. Granted i had already had oral dozens of times before this with my girlfriend but. Story goes my high school sweetheart named Stacey sucked face with another dude at her senior prom and the Friday after prom, i left school pissed but still technically with her. Saturday morning at the basketball court in my home town, I defended this gorgeous 18 year old girl named Jenn because her boyfriend was calling her a bıtch and a whōre. I tell the kid what are you an asshole, you don't talk to a girl like that. He says nothing. She invites me to a party that night. so i climbed down the balcony and snuck out. Get to the party and dude's calling her the same derogatory shit, and he wants to fight me. I get extremely pumped and I'm in his face nose to nose cursing him out and she grabs my arm and says walk me home. He's talking shıt the whole time I'm walking away and she's telling me don't say anything, ignore him, just keep walking. We sneak past her parents bedroom, go downstairs to her room and we're watching Saturday night live across the room from each other, i was pretty nervous. She tells me to come over, says she doesn't bite, and she just starts kissing me immediately and you know the rest. She invites me to come out again the next night and I'm game, so I show up and what do I find but her sitting on dude's lap and she looks at me and dismissively says "sorry josh." It wasn't until later i realized I was just used as a pawn to piss off her man. Nothing more. So I'm like "-blam!- you and your bitch ass man too" and i walk away. Monday morning i dump my high school sweetheart too and the rest of the last 2 months school were about me and the fellas. Felt pretty proud about not needing anyone, i felt strong and confident from then on. In retrospect i was glad it happened that way because i learned early that sex is not love nor vice versa. Learned never to fall for a girl just because she's attractive or wants to give it up. Since then I have never really been intimidated by girls at all, they were both undeniably gorgeous but i also found out that pretty doesn't mean shıt. Snakes come in all forms. Epilogue: 3 years later I'm with friends at the orange county fair, Middletown, NY at a concert at night. Boyz II Men, Salt n Peppa and Montell Jordan. Purple strobe lights all around, glow necklaces, the fellas all around, we're checking out girls, it's a blast of a time and then suddenly the hair on the back of my neck raises and i feel someone looking at me. I turn my head and look across the crowd and it seemed like the whole place went into slow motion. Just a glance across the crowd of people but it seemed like forever. And there she was looking right at me. Jenn. The girl i lost my virginity to. I couldn't help but notice she looked so sad, she was just staring at me with this apologetic look on her face and I didn't really know how to react. Didn't know what the right emotion was supposed to be. So I didn't. And suddenly my friend pulls my collar and i burst out of the moment back into reality again. Never saw her again. But i like to think people change and she felt some sort of remorse and became a better person. So in my mind, i forgave her after seeing that forlorn look on her face. But i always kept the lesson she taught me. And maybe her guilt taught her one too. One can only surmise. The end.

Sex is a satanic ritual and should be punished [spoiler]in case you couldn't guess I'm just a salty virgin[/spoiler]

Intructions werent clear penis stuck in cheese grater

This was my sophomore year of high school, I just started partying hardcore this year. It was the first time in 9 years the girl basketball team made it to district finals and we ended up beating our rivals by one point, anyways, the whole game me and my best friends were hammered. We proceeded to head to one of my friends girlfriends house to party. Some people we didn't like showed up so me, all my best friends, and two chicks hid in this bathroom the size of a car. The two chicks just all the sudden start making out and taking their shirts off. Now this is a party. We ended up just watching tv and the girls were naked, the guys stripped down to their boxers and they were just being touchy feely, which was awesome. One of my friends girlfriend shows up so he rushes out before she sees what's going on. So now it's down to me and my best friend and the two chicks. He passes out, leaving me with two very hot women, naked. One of them turned 18 at midnight so they go get cigarettes and I'm there watching tv and drinking. I stayed up till they got home and they both turned at me and were like "you stayed up for us? I think you deserve a treat" so my first time was with two chicks, that is the best story of my life.

My hand....

Girlfriend for 1 year and a half decided we were ready at 14

16, 4 girls and me at a sleepover its an interesting story if you want to hear

I actually have been wondering if I should, my GF and I have been 6 months together and she has told me that se can do it if I want. We are both 19 yo virgins. Anyone any advice?? I love her and I want sex, I just dont feel like its the most important thing, I only want to be with her, hug her and make her happy

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