I wanna know what's the ballziest thing you did in school, it could be with anybody as long as it's in school. Also state your age at that time
Mine : I beat the crap out of a guy for cussing at me cause I sneezed next to him, after that we go to the supervisor's office we talk and he asks me "Did your parents teach you to fight others? And being an idiot doesn't justify it" I told him that he's full of it crap and that the guy's a dick.
Edit: forgot to mention I was 13 at the time
English
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2 Antworten[b][i][u]THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE[/u][/i][/b]
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4 Antworten[quote]The boldest thing you ever did in school?[/quote] My teacher ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 AntwortenWhen i killed myself lel
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Talk to a girl[spoiler]never again... *shudders*[/spoiler]
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9 AntwortenI stabbed a kid with a pencil and it got stuck in his arm about 1/4 inch. The -blam!- was throwing my papers on the ground cause I shoved his sweaty gym shorts off my desk. We both got off because we fed the principal the story of two friends messing around
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You're mom
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Had a substitute teacher that had major attitude and pissed me off short story after called her a dumb hoe
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I sat in the back seat of the bus.
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Still tripping on shrooms from the night before on book buy day. Needless to say I bought all of the wrong books. I was 16 I think
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Smacked a guy in the face who was chucking dictionary's at me. Yeah the French teachers was pretty pissed.
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2 AntwortenThis little shit who's not popular at all (in fact he's widely hated) is friends with one of my friends, so he hangs around with us. May I also tell you that he frequently makes child porn jokes and racist remarks. So a few days ago I was dog piled, he took my glasses and scooted off. He was standing there expecting me not to do anything brazen, 'cause I'm fairly lazy. I decided "fûck it" and I ran after him. I then proceeded to dive in top of him, and I'm fairly heavy for a 14 year old. He got rekt. I felt so badass.
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I once used a pen with a thick tip.
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* ^^^^
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3 AntwortenAnother thing I did was fück my gf in the locker room bathroom after my hockey game.
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1 AntwortenStand up for my Trans-Sexual friend when they were being bullied. The guy pulling them took my phone, tried to slap me, and threatened to fight me. I just sat there staring at him trying not to laugh.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Lord Huron: 10/28/2015 5:56:26 PMI said present instead of "here" when a sub was taking role call and he stopped class to call me out for being a "comedian" and that I should act more mature and shit. I was a sophomore in HS. I used to slide under the seats on the bus to sit with the grills that were by themselves. Did it all the time and never got caught. In elementary school. Had a sub in 3rd grade that was a total bitch. We had to draw and color 3 street signs of our choosing. One that I chose was a yield sign. Idk about you but all of the ones I have around here are red. She told me it was wrong and yelled at me in front of the whole class that yield signs are yellow. I told her no they aren't.[spoiler]I was forced to color over the red with a yellow crayon. It didn't work[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenOne time my GPA dipped below 4.0. Thank god for AP classes amirite?
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3 Antwortengot my dick sucked in the girls restroom when I was 15
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Bitch slapped the principle for calling me and a friend useless to the human race and we should just disappear
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Graduate.
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5 AntwortenI had a D once in English. Lowest grade ever.
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Tell my teacher that he's going to hell
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1 AntwortenCalled a teacher a bitch in 4th grade
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Pulled the fire alarm my sophomore or junior year.
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Bearbeitet von Failure4Life: 10/28/2015 4:50:07 PMA guy took my phone out of my hand and attempted to ride away on a bike. I grabbed the tire causing the tire to spin in my hand (hurt like hell) until the bike fell over. I then plant my foot on the side of his head and demanded my phone be returned. When it was given to me I walked home. Not very exciting.