I wanna know what's the ballziest thing you did in school, it could be with anybody as long as it's in school. Also state your age at that time
Mine : I beat the crap out of a guy for cussing at me cause I sneezed next to him, after that we go to the supervisor's office we talk and he asks me "Did your parents teach you to fight others? And being an idiot doesn't justify it" I told him that he's full of it crap and that the guy's a dick.
Edit: forgot to mention I was 13 at the time
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I once did a stand up comedy skit in front of the whole school. Good times.
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Master b8s
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stuck my fingers to these guys who were bulling me cus there dicks
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Showed up after being "sick" 5 minutes before school was out
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11 Antworten[url=http://www.runthegauntlet.org]This[/url]
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5 AntwortenEVERYBODY LISTEN: it's called 'year (n) not grade (n)' God guys....
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1 AntwortenSo here I was. Freshmen year of high school walking through the senior hallway with my buddy. Now, I live in Nebraska so we have our fair share of rednecks. This little mob of rednecks are walking together in front of me and some teacher yells at them to take their hats off. So what do I do next without thinking? I yell "Yeah you cousin fu__kers!"[spoiler]i got my ass beat ):[/spoiler]
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Poured milk on a kids head for being a dick. 6th grade.
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>Be me >sophomore year >Had an atheist teacher >hated him with a passion >Went on about how he was single >Stood up while he was yapping about >Yell [i]"Try Christian mingle.com"[/i] >Getrekt.jpeg
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2 AntwortenDoes throwing a table through a window, having three rooms evacuated, and assault count? I was 8 btw.
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I was 13 in 7th grade staying after school for a basketball game when there was this really annoying guy named nick and he was saying something mean or stupid or annoying (I forgot) and I kicked him and he ended up falling down the bleachers xD
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1 AntwortenAsked out a chick I liked, twice... in the same day
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3 AntwortenDated the principles daughter.
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7 AntwortenI said hi to a girl
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4 AntwortenSo my guidance counselor my junior and senior year was smooooking hot and every guy wanted to get to know her in ways teenage boys do. So early senior year there was a twitter page made for my school where kids could send in anonymous confessions. Of course she was brought up and they tried to figure out who made the page, but couldn't. The second day of the investigation however she called me into her office and asked if I had posted it knowing that I was one of her bigger fans. (Funnily enough my good friend did it but I wasn't going to rat him out) So here I sat being interrogated but I couldn't stop staring at her and thinking... certain things and my body *cough cough* showed what I was thinking. I don't know what made her do it but her mood changed and she sat on my lap (I was freaking the -blam!- out tbh) but then she realized what she was doing and then hopped off and told me to leave. She held the door open for me and on my way out I smacked her ass so hard it hurt my hand. I then got a detention. #WorthIt
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1 AntwortenThe teacher... AYY LMAO
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Beat the shit outta someone for grabbing my sisters ass. Was 16 then. In 2nd grade I accidentally kicked my teacher and broke her shin because the principal had me pinned to the wall and I was trying to get away from him. And at the other end of the spectrum being 16-17 and getting some handy's in the stairwell from my gf at the time was pretty invigorating
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The class idiot sat sat next to me while my back was turned he put some banana peel in my hair. I was drinking OJ so I switched it my other hand. Then I proceeded to beat the crap out of him one arm sitting down. Had an adiuance too. They lost it when they saw me beating the crap out of him with one arm.
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Danced to Billie Jean in front of the whole school in a talent contest. [spoiler]I won[/spoiler]
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Right at the beginning of lunch when few people were in the cafeteria, I jumped onto a table on the middle of the room at yelled "I LOVE COCKS". The only adult in the room was the lunch lady, and she called me over. In my defense, I said that there was nothing wrong with liking roosters.
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Okay, story time. It would have been right before Christmas time this year. I was working on my speech for Forensics (competitive acting/speaking), when I noticed the background of the school computer had been changed to... well a certain pornography. In my school you aren't even allowed to change the computer backgrounds. So I open Google drive I see that the one of the other two students who were in the room with me was still logged on. I asked him if he had changed the background to gay porn, and he walked up to me trying to act tough and shit right, so I got a bit angry at him. I replied with "did you f[u]u[/u]cking change the f[u]u[/u]cking background to ass f[u]u[/u]cking dudes?" He then slapped me in the face and tried to speak, but I was pissed now. I jumped out of the chair and started to push him back saying "Lets go, pussie. F[u]u[/u]ckin hit me. Do it again you lil b[u]i[/u]tch" etc. Now he was walking back while muttering "It was a joke, I didn't mean anything" and things like that. So I playfully slapped his bitch ass face and pleasantly said "Me too." and promptly went back to writing my Informative.
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I proved my Math teacher wrong. #badass
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von greenleader115: 10/29/2015 1:58:45 AMSaid the teacher didn't understand her own material and that I would teach myself instead of go to class. Walked in took her final got a b and said suck it.
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Bearbeitet von Lesicia: 10/29/2015 10:56:35 AMI flipped over a desk knocking my bully down the who tormented me all throughout the 5th grade. I was 10
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So this midget, who is certifiably retarded. Tried to walk up to me to Swing First in mid transition. I walked away saying this [quote]Imma let you hit me first, but you're not gonna do shit ya pussy[/quote] Everyone goes nucking futs.
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