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Bearbeitet von Sir Mewtwo:
10/31/2015 5:22:16 PM
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The boldest thing you ever did in school?
I wanna know what's the ballziest thing you did in school, it could be with anybody as long as it's in school. Also state your age at that time
Mine : I beat the crap out of a guy for cussing at me cause I sneezed next to him, after that we go to the supervisor's office we talk and he asks me "Did your parents teach you to fight others? And being an idiot doesn't justify it" I told him that he's full of it crap and that the guy's a dick.
Edit: forgot to mention I was 13 at the time
English
#Offtopic
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6 AntwortenI drew this on my classroom board, it didn't take long for the teacher to get the reference and when he did he was so angry, luckily another guy took the heat xD
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8 AntwortenWent up to a girl. "Excuse me you dropped something" "Oh, what" "Your standards. Hi I'm Joe."
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Sedgie121: 11/5/2015 2:07:34 PMi was pretty shy in year 7, but started to get a bit cheeky and whatnot half way through the year. So one day after p.e. I hear some kids while we're all getting changed who I never really talked to (they were pretty much the cool kids of the year) about naruto. My instincts kicked in, I grad my tie, wrap it round my head like naruto does, half naked I am (I had boxers on dont worry) walk over to them, and at the top of my voice, in an extremely high pitched voice I yell "NARUTOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" while running around like a retard who just shat himself. The whole changing room laughed their asses off and from that point on I was known as the naruto kid and carried on the tradition for the rest of the year, I was respected by those kids from then on. This is a true story
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Teacher: "Ever since you moved (I was loud) here Jack's been talking more" (in Welsh) Me: "Good for him"
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25 AntwortenMy laptop was broken, so I was filling out a job application on my phone, then that one teacher that I really don't like told me to get off or they'd take it up, and I'd already had a pretty shit day. So I stood up, and sat on the teachers desk while continuing to fill out the application, of course, I was sent to the office. When I got there, I sat on the Secretaries desk, and continued to fill out the application. The principal buzzed me in. I walked in, this was his lunch period so he was already eating. I presumed to sit on his desk while stealing some of his overly salted French Fries...which were just perfect btw, and continued to fill out the application, (there was ALOT to fill out) The principal gave me a look that was torn between "are you Fu¢king insane?" And "Damn...now how am I gonna have the energy to deal with the rest of these psychopaths?"...as he gathered his thoughts, he asked, "Mr. Fenrir...is there a reason for this...whatever your doing?...why is it that you won't get off your phone?"... I finished the application just as he asks me that. And answer, "well you see, I'm dealing with some stuff at home, and I'm trying to get a job to support my family, oh and I've barely eaten in the past 5 days (thanks for the lunch btw) and the reason I've been I sat on his desk was because I wasn't going to let him get in the way of supporting my family. The Principal, got on his computer, left the room, came back with a sheet of paper. The principal had changed my schedule and remove me from that class with that horrid teacher, and into a another one. And then he gave me 200$ out of HIS OWN WALLET to buy dinner. There is justice in this life.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von DÆÑ łę ÇÅPTÄĮŃ: 4/16/2015 11:28:51 PMI called my teacher a [spoiler][b]doo doo head[/b][/spoiler]
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Finger blasted a girl in the hallway. I was about 15
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This kid slammed my head on a table. Coupled with him bullying me for 3 years I lost it. Immediately proceeded to beat him with a heavy dictionary. Sub didn't even care.
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2 AntwortenChoke slammed a kid onto a table breaking the table
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Was totally accidental but I stole my teachers car keys, well I say stole, I only meant to keep them till the end of class but totally forgot I had them. I got into so much shit it wasn't even funny.
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3 AntwortenNo one [b]actually[/b] believes a majority of these posts...right?
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11 AntwortenTook the AIMS test (the big three day test everyone in my state has to pass to graduate) when I was shit faced and falling over. I just put ACDC all the way down the scantron sheet. Passes with an exceeding score. Public education is a really bad joke.
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17 grabbed my crushes boobs because she made me angry. I got slapped.
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Bearbeitet von BOSS_WAFFLES: 11/4/2015 6:20:39 AMI stayed out one minute after recess
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Dropped my pants in front of the class and almost slit a kids wrists
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8 AntwortenI didn't answer to my name when my teacher did the attendance .
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I punched my teacher [spoiler]in my dreams[/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenI beat the shit out of 3 kids kicking a cat.
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1 AntwortenType in bold font instead of regular
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2 Antworten[b] this[/b]
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1 AntwortenMe and some friends were pulling some Halloween pranks at school (junior in high school) and had some laxatives and decided to make some people eat them. Crushed 2 laxative pills and dissolved them in a drink and gave it to my friend. Drank the entire thing and haven't heard anything from him yet
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I helped a new kid from not getting jumped by my friends in elementary. Funny thing is he gets up and pushes me to the ground I was like wtf and just said -blam!- it we all jumped him
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Took a shit on the principles car
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von G3T S0M3 S0N 13: 10/28/2015 3:27:20 PMMade a clock
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Punched some kid in the head for messing a game up. Year 6.
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My freshman year I told my English teacher to go eat a dick when she made a unflattering comment about my brother (who I can't stand and have been out of contact with for 3 years now) out loud in the middle of class. 3 days of in school suspension. Totally worth it. Nobody talks shit about my asshole brother but me!
