Bungie Exec #1: Fellow board members, we have a problem. Somebody in Destiny is ignoring the world rules, and is going around, killing innocent players.
Bungie Exec #2: Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests!
Bungie Exec #3: We've got to delete him from the servers!
Bungie Exec #1: We can't! Whoever this player is, he has played Destiny so much, that he has reached a level we had thought unreachable. He's actually able to kill our admins! And he grows stronger everyday...
Bungie Exec #4: Jesus!
Bungie Exec #5: I've gotta get home! My kids are playing Destiny right now!
Bungie Exec #1: Jim... Your kids' characters are already dead.
Bungie Exec #5: No... No! They'd just started playing!
Bungie Exec #2: What kind of person would do this?
Bungie Exec #1: Only one kind... Whoever this person is, he has played Destiny nearly every hour, of every day for the past 7 months. Gentlemen we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
Bungie Exec #4: How do you kill that which has no life?
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Haha yes!
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Exactly what I was thinking when I was reading, south park hahahahaha
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And now we know the true meaning of the name for the gun, "The fate of all fools"
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South park lmai
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Laughing my ass in?
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Bump for South Park love
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LOL!! Bump!
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Bump South Park
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Haha bump
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YES GOD DAMN IT!!!!! I was hoping someone would write this!!!!
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This is the best thing I've ever read
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Give Randy the Sword of 1000 Truths
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You win, hands down the best comment here tonight
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South Park World of war craft episode
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South Park... Noice.
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We must stay in the cosmodrome killing Dregs until we can defeat him
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Very Noice
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how many level one dregs do we have to kill to level up 30 levels?
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Nice South Park reference
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You get the internet for the day.