One time, when I was teabagging the gunsmith for his shitty stock, he commented, "Are those teeth marks? Nasty."
I died XD
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#Destiny
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1 AntwortenAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA- Omnigul
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1 AntwortenIn his dying breath the traveler created the ghosts ... to open doors .sometimes Eris says this in the Omnigul strike , i thought it was funny since its been a joke of Ghosts being a glorified door opener , good one Bungie
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2 AntwortenI slid towards the cryptarch to get a few engrams dealt with and come out of it invisible - Hunter, invisible crouch obviously active - and he says to me "Looks like you're something worth hiding." I stop and watch as I flicker in and out of the cloaking a few times to make sure I didn't hear him wrong or that maybe the game just skipped a word or two. Every time it said the same thing. I tried it again later and he said "Looks like you've got something worth hiding," in a far creepier tone of voice. I had a legendary engram on me at the time. He has never said that line to me again since then.
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Every time I walk by Tess the special orders gal she always makes sure to tell my 1-warlock .....I get off in about an hour....?
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"Do I make you aroused? Oh I do, let me unzip dem pants big man"
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1 AntwortenThe Cryptarch said to me "Looks like you've got something worth cracking."
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7 AntwortenThe loud speaker said "remember cabal are the enemy". As if someone tried having a cup of tea with them.
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The crucible dude said that warlocks should stop thinking too much
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1 AntwortenGunsmith: "Pump my shotgun guardian." This was unwanted sexual harrassment, needless to say I sued the tower for 500,000 glimmer (it capped out at 25,000 tho :-/)
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I'm Pregnant
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1 AntwortenOne time I checked to see what xur was selling, found out it was nothing good. As I walked away I heard... "Ah well screw em'"
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1 AntwortenGunsmith 'you like them big do you guardian' I turned back round to stare at him lol
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12 AntwortenXur says: "An end will come, we will be there." "Bodies come and go, but only cells remember. And if we forget, the nine remember for us." "But it was the Nine who gave us purpose, and it was the Nine who made us whole." "Goodbye." "I am filled with secrets, but you would not understand them." "I came from the dust, and burrowed into the flesh, for warmth." "I do not entirely control my movements." "I do not know what the Nine want with you." "I hope to be here again." "I may be here." "I may be here, when you return." "If I am here, it is the Nine that sent me." "Items belong to the Nine, not me." "My function here is to trade. I know this." "My movements are not entirely predictable, not even to me." "My will, is not my own." "Please." "So lonely here." "The deep black is many things, but never lonely." "The Nine show you these." "The Nine wish to speak to you." "There are no birds where I come from. The things that fly are like shadows." "There is something within me, that wishes to connect." "These inner worlds are very strange." "This is but one end." "You walk among them." "My movements, to a significant degree, are dependent on planetary alignments." "There is so much light here, I suppose I feel pain." "That is my will, to speak to you." "Your traveler has a dark mirror." "The Nine are very large... I cannot explain. The fault is mine." "It is very possible the nine intend to help humanity." "Each mote of dust tells a story of ancient earth." "I understood my mission when the nine put it in me. Now, I cannot articulate it." "These inner worlds are very strange..." "I came for the light perhaps... to understand the light." He should say: "I wish that my prices where better. Now I feel like Apple."
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We've woken the hive
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2 AntwortenCayde-6: I've got to get out of this tower and get back out there. Poor, poor guy.
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10 Antworten"One little, two little, three little hive. You killed so many, none are alive"-Eris
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3 AntwortenThe postmaster says something like "Strange package for the warlocks. No package!... Bad package!... Stop floating!..."
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"Cayde-6 ran through the Crucible like it was a game... Sly bastard" - Lord Shaxx
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1 AntwortenPostmaster: "Package for the warlocks... No Package!... Bad Package!... Stop floating!" Ikora Rey while passing by as a Titan: "Tired of punching everything?"
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CRRROOOOWWTAAAAHHHH!!!!
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5 AntwortenPostmaster occasionally says, "Package for lord shaxx. Oh. He hits." Lord Shaxx, the ethnocentric anti-exo bastard. Abusing the help.
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Hey psst guardian can I come with you * in a whisper from the hunter vanguard*
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The sweeping bot that is in the hallway to the hanger was whistling poorly, and then it said "Uh oh, it seems my whistling program is malfunctioning."
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If you stand right in the dead orbit guys face, eventually he'll say something about it being awkward, then ask if you're OK, and finally offer to get someone.
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1 AntwortenOne time I swear Zavala asked me to listen to his mix tape.... "Whether you like it or not, my beats are fresh..."
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Quartermaster: you play the crucible? Me:no Quartermaster: I am the crucible!