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Bearbeitet von Kinda Red:
8/16/2015 2:08:44 PM
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*Wipes off tabletop*
*Waits for customers*
[spoiler][b][i]Menu;[/i][/b]
Tea
Water
Wine
Root beer
Some Juice
Liquid Chi
Liquid Gold
Lava (Only one serving per customer)
Oil
Root Bear
Desticle Soup (Very, Very strong and bitter)
Pasta
Cheese
Fish
What
Some Bar food
Beer (Beer)
Various Grilled Food
Cheese
Free Lenny (Sauce/Drink that helps you stay/get sexier)
(Now Edible!) Desticle hunting license
Steak
[b]Bacon![/b]
[b]Bacon mugs![/b] ([url=http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Mug.jpg]Large[/url] and [url=http://anotherjennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baconcoffeecup.png]small[/url])
Some chicken strips
Mozzarella
Pizza (All kinds)
Crota with a side of cheese
Aetheon with some onion rings
Malk (whatever the hell it is....)
Milk (fresh)
Chuck Norris punch in a can
Cooooookkkkiiiies
A battery
Can of smartass
[/spoiler][spoiler]Employees;
[url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/iETzS2LkivZrq/200w.gif]human24[/url] - Guy that takes your hat
N7Sentinel60 (Banned by a ninja apparently)- bouncer
pikit1337 - Janitor
Charizard - either the server or chef
spiderPig12746 - Sexually identifies as a spoon
ShadowZealot11 - gramer proficent gard
OspreyAssault - Security
TKA xXRaiderXx - [quote]guy that uses really cheesy pickup lines to every person in here.[/quote]
Marty McFly - [quote]I'm the guy that sits at the end of the bar mumbling about his breakup.[/quote]
Meerkatjames - Money thie- I mean counter...
Powers 637 - replacement bouncer
Shadow Red92 - takes your car to our luxury parking lot
Beautiful Hunter - urinal pooper[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Edit; >~> stahp keeping this alive, it's been months... I think....
...I only know the last edit which was 6/10/15 so....
If you all want to run it yourselves so bad then just PM me when you need OP changes....[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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3 AntwortenI want a can of smartass
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1 Antworten*shits on table*
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6 Antworten*walks into bar* *notices guys hitting on people* *goes on to cockblock*
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14 AntwortenId like a beer(beer)
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von ScorpionVenom: 6/4/2015 3:14:26 AMMay I have some water and a battery please?
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5 Antworten*opens door* Howdy ho everybody!
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2 Antworten*walks in bathroom for 5 mins* ahh that urinal is destroyed ;)
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Alonfé: 6/5/2015 12:51:46 AM*walks in* Another bar? May I be a bartender here as well? I have experience, I currently work at the Floodzone as well. [spoiler]Is it you, Emma? Sharky said Emma, so that's what I presume... If so, long time no see! (old name was Ragnell, then Alondite, then this)[/spoiler]
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I can do live comedy ;D
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7 AntwortenMay I have a pizza and an Atheon with onion rings?
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9 AntwortenI'll have some chuck Norris punch in a can
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10 Antworten"I'm back!" *Pulls out handgun* "Nobody moves, or sneezes!!!"
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2 Antworten*falls in through ceiling* I need a large apple jews please... i mean juice
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Wow pretty.
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*Hello* [i]i say in a moderately quiet voice[/i] *is anyone still here*
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U. KILLED MY SEA MONKEY'S
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2 AntwortenDesticle soup plox Emma
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2 Antworten*slams through doors and tosses you my wallet*
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2 AntwortenHELLLLLOOOOOOOOO? Oh hi Emma.
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*enters* *waits to be seated*
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As usual, I will be that guy who sits in the corner drinking coffee and refusing to acknowledge that any person's problems could be greater than my own.
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4 Antworten*Jumps in through the window* Sup?
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7 Antworten*shits in urinal in bathrooms and walks away unsespiciously*
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von Ben: 6/1/2015 1:39:43 PM[quote][quote][quote]"I know you"[/quote][/quote][/quote]
