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Bearbeitet von Kinda Red:
8/16/2015 2:08:44 PM
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*Wipes off tabletop*
*Waits for customers*
[spoiler][b][i]Menu;[/i][/b]
Tea
Water
Wine
Root beer
Some Juice
Liquid Chi
Liquid Gold
Lava (Only one serving per customer)
Oil
Root Bear
Desticle Soup (Very, Very strong and bitter)
Pasta
Cheese
Fish
What
Some Bar food
Beer (Beer)
Various Grilled Food
Cheese
Free Lenny (Sauce/Drink that helps you stay/get sexier)
(Now Edible!) Desticle hunting license
Steak
[b]Bacon![/b]
[b]Bacon mugs![/b] ([url=http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Mug.jpg]Large[/url] and [url=http://anotherjennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baconcoffeecup.png]small[/url])
Some chicken strips
Mozzarella
Pizza (All kinds)
Crota with a side of cheese
Aetheon with some onion rings
Malk (whatever the hell it is....)
Milk (fresh)
Chuck Norris punch in a can
Cooooookkkkiiiies
A battery
Can of smartass
[/spoiler][spoiler]Employees;
[url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/iETzS2LkivZrq/200w.gif]human24[/url] - Guy that takes your hat
N7Sentinel60 (Banned by a ninja apparently)- bouncer
pikit1337 - Janitor
Charizard - either the server or chef
spiderPig12746 - Sexually identifies as a spoon
ShadowZealot11 - gramer proficent gard
OspreyAssault - Security
TKA xXRaiderXx - [quote]guy that uses really cheesy pickup lines to every person in here.[/quote]
Marty McFly - [quote]I'm the guy that sits at the end of the bar mumbling about his breakup.[/quote]
Meerkatjames - Money thie- I mean counter...
Powers 637 - replacement bouncer
Shadow Red92 - takes your car to our luxury parking lot
Beautiful Hunter - urinal pooper[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Edit; >~> stahp keeping this alive, it's been months... I think....
...I only know the last edit which was 6/10/15 so....
If you all want to run it yourselves so bad then just PM me when you need OP changes....[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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Ok, I'm done
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This was made before the original rp group
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I think a revival is in order
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*revives*
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I'll have a strawberry sunrise No ice
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3 AntwortenI'm bumping this damn thread.
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von HvyMtlKiller: 10/25/2015 11:59:20 PM[quote]*Wipes off table top*[/quote] *Has sex with your hottest waitress* I'll take a rum and coke
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2 AntwortenMwuahahahah this will never die
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1 AntwortenHere's the table salt you ordered!
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5 AntwortenI want Jessie's girl.
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Can I be a second bartender
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*shits on urinal* [spoiler]necrobump[/spoiler]
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7 AntwortenDo you serve apple juice, i get drunk from apple juice all the time
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*sits down Do you serve desticle soup?
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*sits down* I'll take a lava.
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So guys, yeah sorry but your janitor pikit1337 just checked out today
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2 AntwortenOne can of whoop-ass
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6 Antworten*i sit down* I'll take a Chuck Norris punch in a Can, malk (because I'm curious) and a Lava.
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1 Antworten*Slaps something HowToBasic made onto the table*
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I'll have Atheon with some wine....been having a bad day
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[b]the men leave leaving the bar full of blood[/b] [b]the smaller man wipes blood of him[/b] What a waist of life, [b]a bigger man replies[/b] He was before we came [b]all of them laugh [/b] So where next
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Can of smartass
