I am Valus Ta'Auruc, commander of the Siege Dancers. Speak or I will run you over with my land tank.
By popular demand, I am no longer a Fallen.
I'm back from vacation, guys! I'm sorry if I didn't reply to your questions while I was gone, the Ishtar Sink has terrible wifi, the Vex are really protective of it.
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#Destiny
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Shameless self bump.
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1 AntwortenEver since you've been nurfed, you've never appeared as the nightfall boss, how do you feel about that?
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How do you run me over with your land tank? It's massive and easily spotted and fled.
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1 AntwortenWhy are there so many impostors!!
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1 AntwortenHow did it feel when I broke my dick off in that ass last week? You cried like a virgin but we all know how you are.
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Guys, false alarm. It's just Billy the Thrall playing make-believe again...
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One question. Is the reason for not destroying our planets because your searching for some pie? I noticed during a mission in the dust palace a cabal mumbling about not finding [u][i]pie[/i][/u] and how they would join us in defending the Traveler if we had pie.
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12 AntwortenWhy is ur strike the worst?
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Bearbeitet von STYLIN33: 3/25/2015 12:03:28 PMWhen was the last time you've seen your member... Without using a mirror
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2 AntwortenIs your dick as small as your head?
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Bearbeitet von timey: 3/18/2015 3:41:56 AMHey bro, its atheon. I gotta question that's been bugging me. I've seen YouTube of you spamming rockets like a millionaire spams dollars at a good stripper. Now just how the heck to you carry so many rockets with you? Also, are you ever afraid they are all gonna blow up in your back some time?
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10 AntwortenIf your mom is a lawn and your dad is a mower, how many pancakes can you fit into a doghouse?
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Hey Valus. I just wanted to ask how does it feel to have such a big body and such a small wiener?
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How many rounds do you have in the mag of your LMG?
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Why are you a thrall?
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why do you only shoot at me
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2 AntwortenThanks for my tenth plan c its f-ing awful why you do this s-hit
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Bearbeitet von SmilyYellowFace: 3/25/2015 3:05:40 AMWhen will your strike pop up again?
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Y u got such a bad strike m8. R8 it 8/8 but ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[quote]ωє αℓℓ нανє α ∂єѕтιиу.[/quote] But do you want to see your fate?
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1 AntwortenWhy do you spam so many rockets when we fight you? And also, how do you hold so many rockets?
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Why is your picture a picture of a thrall????
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Why aren't you capping some other planets. Only on Mars, rly???
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Why r u fatter than fat albert
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Why are you such a rockets mc dick face?
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Do you have a problem with your flags getting in the way when you crap?