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Bearbeitet von Spawn:
3/27/2015 11:04:52 PM
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Destiny Jokes?
does anyone have any funny destiny jokes im gonna make a video,I dont know exactly what about but I want to incorporate some jokes from the community.
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:Destiny Jokes?" Nerf for you, and a nerf for you, everyone gets nerfed...., we're giving them away.
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NECROBUMP
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Destical: Deej nightfall is broken a.f. can you please fix it. Deej: yup we're aware the nightfall is under performing we'll get on it. Week later Deej: wait for it........ Destical: dude wtf is up with the rewards they didn't change anything they just doubled it. Deej: SUUUUUCCCKKKAAAAH!
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You know, I had a joke, but I phogoth it
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The story.
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47 Antworten[b]A CELL![/b] * windows and glass shatter* [b] FROM THE[/b] * cats shrieking in the background* [b] PRISON OF[/b] * babies crying and wife yelling at you to turn down the volume* [b] ELDERS!!!!![/b] * TV explodes and sends you flying through your wall into your yard*
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3 AntwortenI have a joke![spoiler]Gjallarhorn[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenSunbreaker Titan HHAHAHAHHAA what a joke that is
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Here's one... [spoiler]This game.[/spoiler]
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13 AntwortenBearbeitet von AppleGuy: 9/14/2015 4:46:59 AMWhat is the difference between your ghost and a burglar?[spoiler]The burglar doesn't set off every alarm[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenYou wanna know what's funny? [spoiler]People actually saying destiny is a good game lmfao.[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenIron banner loot drops.
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The DLC's
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Your mother is so ugly shes the reason omnigul is still screaming
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There is a smart loot system.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von ivannn18: 10/17/2015 8:55:40 PMDestiny [spoiler]that's the joke [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Yoder023: 10/18/2015 12:34:48 PMBungie fired Marty. Marty helped MAKE Bungie (seriously, he's one of the founders). Marty sued. He won. He now owns part of the company. [spoiler]Now THAT'S awesome![/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenMore of a story but... So tonight me and some friends and friends' friends were doing the Kings Fall raid. We are at the ship puzzle and are waiting to move on after everyone gets through the first part (the one with all the ships, before sync plates). We are talking to pass the time, and I come up with an idea. I say, "Hey guys, i found something really weird. When I shoot these things in the right order, something happens." I run to the far side, and shoot at the two spiral plants waving in the space wind ( you know what i mean). I then run to the other side, and shoot one of the two things. "Ok, here it is, get ready, I have to turn my tv volume up so it can be heard.". *Holds up Mobile to mic at max volume*. I shoot and hit play. My whole team gets rick rolled, and are silent for a few seconds until they realize what happen. Needless to say, a barrage of laughter came and we were still laughing 10 minutes later. - How to rick roll a raid team in destiny.
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1 AntwortenNightstalker glitch is balanced
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Bearbeitet von TheDirtyDee91: 10/3/2015 3:25:45 PMThis is in reference to those friends of yours that you know don't play well at all. (insert name here) walks into a bar... GUARDIAN DOWN!
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3 AntwortenIf swords become OP in the crucible, will we be then called a [spoiler]Meta Knight?[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenSo this level 34 titan walks into a bar and says I'm the hardest mofo in destiny and then he says watch this. He pulls a thrall out of his storage and then let's the thrall bite his dick He then asks do any of you mofo want to try that This warlock raises his hand and asks Do I have to bite
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1 AntwortenWhy is a car audio enthusiast like a promiscuous guardian? Because they both have blown a speaker.
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4 AntwortenI have a crush on oryx... i guess you can say he's taken my heart
