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Bearbeitet von Hydrazard561:
3/2/2015 4:23:30 AM
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Say the thing that is in front of you
[spoiler]and make it into an exotic [/spoiler]
Item: lamp
Exotic scout rifle: light of the dead sun
Perks:
Solar
Full auto
Explosive rounds
Speed reload
Skip rounds
Light of the dead sun:
Rounds ignite enemies causing more damage the longer it is on
( first hit makes it last for 10 sec every hit after that makes it last for and additional 2 seconds)
[u][b]Edit: [/b][/u]
You guys are better than bungie devs
75 replies already damn
You are the best all of these are funny as crap
333 Illuminati confirmed
We are getting there to 666 it is
[b]personal favorites [/b]
Skyblu22
$100 bill
Exotic hand cannon
Name- Priceless
"I earned it"
All elements (can only use one at a time)
Impact- 100
Fire rate- 15
Range- 40
Stability- 40
Reload speed- 20
Perks-
Arc, Void, Solar
1- Crowd Control
2- Explosive Rounds, Perfect Balance, Armor Piercing Rounds
Exotic- Make it rain (increases fire rate to 30 and increases precision damage multiplier)
Exotic bounty
1- kill 1000 fallen with headshots using the Word of Crota or the Fatebringer
2- get 700 points in the crucible with hand cannons. a kill is 5 points, a death loses 2 points
3- Complete any Hard Mode raid without anyone dying. (flawless raider)
4- Kill Sepiks Prime using Thorn
5- Talk to Cayde 6, Hunter Vanguard
6- Give the speaker 100 motes of light so that he can forge the final form of the weapon
7- bounty complete
Hexigonz
The Girlfriend
Exotic fusion rifle
Charge time: 3 weeks
Rate of fire: once a month
Impact: 100
Range: there is no running
Stability: 0
Magazine size: the amount of dollars in your wallet
Description:
Nothing's wrong. I'm fine.
Perks:
Jealousy: shooting a female NPC or guardian provides a 50% damage buff
Feminism: being a female guardian grants increased odds on favorable rolls
Inherent ability: this weapon can switch between any damage it wants while firing for that one week
English
#Destiny
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3 AntwortenMy penis It's an exotic rocket launcher called: "MY DIIICK!!!" It does all three elements at once It one shots Crota on HM his shield and everything It has every perk in the game And last of all it is stuck inside your moms vagin lost in that massive black hole of hers.
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Item : calculator Weapon name: Correct miscalculation Description: How the hell does 3.14 equal pi? Damage type: void Perks: -Whilst equipped, the emotes on the directional buttons/d-pad become different 'functions'(pun intended) for the correct miscalculation. -left on dpad, allows you to mathematically generate void energy into an extra layer of shield on you and your allies. -up on dpad, creates a radial flash of void light that temporarily stuns enemies. -right on dpad, numbers made of void energy infuse and enemy with void light which causes them to combust on death, dealing damage in a radius as result from the infused void light. -down on dpad, the symbol for pi appears on your calculator screen and enemies in a huge radius slowly decay and die from their very essence being vanquished by the void itself.
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A clock "Clockwork rifle" Auto rifle Low rof Good stability Arc damage Precision hits have a chance to send the enemy to the past
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Girlfriend Solar damage Perk That time of the month A red laser marks targets you can mark multiple targets at once. Rockets will split into multiple shells upon firing depending on amount of marked targets.
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Cookie Weapon type : Hand cannon Perks: Incredible flavour, white chocolate chip, as big as my hand. Known to cause weakness of the mind on sight and incentivise idiots to do your bidding.
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Bearbeitet von DA 1313: 2/28/2015 2:39:09 PM[b]3rd Year's Destruction[/b] Exotic heavy machinegun [i]Breaking sh!t like a toddler on a tantrum[/i] First ever weapon with SONIC damage, like a child's piercing scream. [u]Perks:[/u] [b]Loaded diaper[/b]- grants ammo capacity of 500 "How can one diaper hold so much?" [b]Bowl of popcorn[/b]- grants spray and pray "Just throwing sh!t everywhere!" [b]Time Out![/b]- Respawn time extended to 1:00. "Daddy loves you, but sit your behind down right now, think about what you are doing, and try to make better decisions next time." Rate: 100 Impact: 20 Range: Infinant (he's everywhere all the time) Stability: 10 Capacity: 74
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My English mastiff Unless there are perks for giant, hairy, and sleepy I got nothin
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1 AntwortenShower Curtain Ross' Shroud
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Toilet! I think it's less of an exotic and more of a metaphor for all of destiny because it is sh!t
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Phone. Special: texting the tower to call for an air strike Damage type is arc
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Keyboard
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Bowl of Tomato soup ^_- Exotic grenade?
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Couch, rocket launcher: rest, you can't move for 5 seconds but u regenerate health really quick
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iPad Mini Type: Arc Shotgun Exotic perk: This shotgun actually is just used to wack people in the face. It is pretty light and easy to wack
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1 AntwortenItem: ipod Type: fusion rifle Exotic perk: buying this weapon from xûr will give money to satan(apple)
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Fruit Phone. Rounds fired from this device seek their targets on the nation's largest 4G network.
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Hairy fat naked drug addict getting arrested. Flavor text: Nyaaaaooooo! I didn't do any thing! Pigs! Lemme go! -blam!-! Wtf did I do? Exotic Perk: blinded by horror but can't stop watching: Each shot has a chance to blind enemies for 3.5 seconds (can stack up to 3 times) and scar them emotionally for up to 14 years (can stack up to forever).
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von BigLanceLS: 2/28/2015 1:59:40 AMThe movie Frozen (don't judge) Exotic Fusion Rifle- Frozen Heart of the Praxic Winter Perks: Don't Let it Go- holding rifle charge longer turns blast into frozen fractals that bounce of hard surfaces Snowman- damage slows enemy movement Conceal don't Heal- aiming down sights grants invisibility but prevents health regen
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2 AntwortenItem: pregnant wife Extoic name: bullseye Description one shot was all that was needed ; ) Perks: enrage. When enrage is active all enemies go to orbit. Stress : pression shot cause a bulk of stress to enemies causing them to rethink there life Going the distance: after 9 months the gun turns on you saying how worthless you are.
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Cat Exotic name: hair ball machine Description: it's so fluffy I could die Perks: aggressive bug tracking Sell cleaning - grants bonus armor shine Always rested - abilities ready at start Haackhaaaaackhack - increases blast radius
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Toilet paper. It's one of those novelty exotics. I only use it when I need it.
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Laptop (Consumable) On use, unlocks any door Ghost cannot instantly.
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Bearbeitet von mcnally2201: 2/28/2015 1:05:38 PMItem:Glass window exotic name: the all seeing idol solar damage fusion rifle can fire as one continuos beam when focused and see into the soul of your enemy and burn it out
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Wall kinetic destroy all matter and life
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2 AntwortenYour moms pink lips.
