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Bearbeitet von Shire Wo1f:
5/6/2015 10:22:25 AM
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RIDDLES! Post your best riddles here....
Ok gunslingers listen up,
The fair day riddling contest begins soon! Create your best riddles and put on your best thinking cap!
Who will take home the prize goose?
Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference!
English
#Offtopic
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Get bumped
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10 AntwortenA father and a son get into a horrible car accident one night. The father is killed on impact but the son is rushed to the hospital. The doctor on duty takes one look at the boy and says "I can't operate on him, he's my son." How is this possible?
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8 AntwortenAll things it devours. Birds, beasts, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard bones to meal.
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24 AntwortenBearbeitet von Stahero: 5/5/2015 4:24:47 PM[b]WHODUNIT pt. 2[/b] One night, an Officer finds the body of a man who's been recently shot in the temple. Next to the body is an unloaded, smoking gun and a tape recorder. When the Officer plays the tape, he finds it explaining why the man committed suicide followed by a gunshot. However, the officer documents it as a homicide. Why? [spoiler]Answer: Had the man shot himself, how did the tape recorder get rewound? Simply being someone had to rewind the tape, hence the homicide. A common dispute is the man could've have simply fired the gun, rewound the tape, and then killed himself. However, the riddle is not why it would be suicide, but why it would be homicide. [/spoiler] [b]WHAT AM I pt. 2[/b] Two bodies have I Though both joined as one The stiller I stand The quicker I run What Am I? [spoiler]An Hourglass[/spoiler] [b]RIDDLE ME THIS pt. 2[/b] A cowboy rides into town on horseback on Friday. He stays for three nights and leaves on the same Friday. How is this possible? [spoiler]The Horses name is Friday.[/spoiler]
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49 AntwortenA farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer know that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has 12 boughs and each bough has 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to sell? [spoiler]this is tough who will do the math[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhat is Super Awesome and bends steel by looking at it? [spoiler]Chuck Norris[/spoiler]
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What do say, when you say it, it breaks
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8 AntwortenWhat's in my pocket?
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Two women were sitting quietly... *ba dum tss*
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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and makes women go crazy? [spoiler]money[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat gets longer when it's pulled, fits neatly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used improperly, and works best when jerked? [spoiler]a seat belt you sick f$@#[/spoiler]
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von Abe Lackman: 5/6/2015 4:11:58 AMYou wake up in a dimly lit room with a sore anus. You see a note left on the ground and pick it up, it reads: "Before you lie two doors. One door will lead you out, and the other leads nowhere. Next to each door is a talking bird. One bird will always tell you the truth and the other will always lie, but you have no way of knowing which is which. You may ask a single question of either bird that will help you determine which door will lead you out, but you may only ask one of the birds. Pick the wrong door and you will be trapped here forever." What is your question? [spoiler]"Which door will the other bird tell me is wrong?" If you ask the truth bird he will tell you the truth about what the liar bird will say. The liar bird will obviously lie, but in order to lie he has to prove the truth bird right so they'll both indicate the same door. That's the door to escape because the liar would tell you it's the wrong one.[/spoiler]
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What is so fragile that when you say it's name it is broken? [spoiler]silence[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat strength and force cannot get through, I, with a gentle touch, can move; And many in the streets would stand, If I were not a friend at hand. [spoiler] A key [/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenOk so, a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?
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3 AntwortenWhat starts with an E and only has one letter in it? (ITS NOT E)
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1 AntwortenWhat has a mouth but never speaks, runs without feet, and has a bed but never sleeps. [spoiler]a river[/spoiler]
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8 AntwortenA butcher in a shop is 6 feet 2 inches tall. He wears exactly size 12 and a half shoes. What does he weigh?
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2 AntwortenWhat's in my pocket
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11 AntwortenA classic from the Hobbit: I am a chest Without hinges Or lid. Yet inside me A golden treasure Is hid. What am I?
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2 AntwortenThere is a man, In a chair, In a cabin, In the woods, The man is dead. How did he die?
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Bearbeitet von pmnfsrgkkf: 5/6/2015 4:31:34 AMSteve has 98 chocolate bars, He eats 91 of them... what does he have now? [spoiler]DIABETES[/spoiler]
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7 AntwortenIf I have 7 apples in one hand and 20 oranges in the other, how many pancakes will fit on the roof
