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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von DrewtheRaikage: 12/18/2014 11:06:50 PMAge:16 Occupation: -blam!-ing bitches getting money Lmao jk still in school obviously
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4 Antworten27, Chronic Masturbator
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19. traditional voice tester for BT
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17 Student/Dishwasher
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29. Union Concrete Mason. Part-time bartender.
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19yrs old. Waiter
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13 AntwortenWARMEST GREETINGS TO YOU GOOD SIR MR DEREKTHEMULE FIRSTLY I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION AS THE INFORMATION IS UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM 35 YEARS OLD AND AM A TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL IN RUSSIA. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED IN A MOST URGENT MATTER TO RELEASE FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN RUSSIA. THE SOURCE OF THE MONEY IS AS FOLLOWS. DURING THE PRIOR REGIME OF RUSSIA, A PANEL WAS CREATED TO COLLECT VALUABLE RELICS FROM THE COLD WAR ERA. INDIVIDUALS WITH LOW INTELLIGENCE WERE SENT ON FETCH QUESTS TO RECOVER THESE RELICS- ENGRAMS, IF YOU WILL- FROM ACROSS RUSSIA'S OLD COSMODROME AND RETURN THEM FOR A REWARD. THESE KNUCKLE DRAGGING IMBECILES, WHICH WE CALLED GUARDIANS TO INFLATE THEIR SENSE OF PURPOSE, DIDN'T COMPREHEND THE TRUE VALUE OF THESE RELICS, AND WOULD BE REWARDED WITH A LOW LEVEL WEAPON FOR THEIR SERVICES. CERTAIN RELICS WOULD REWARD THE INDIVIDUALS SOMETHING CALLED GLIMMER- WHICH WAS REALLY JUST RE-PURPOSED PIXIE STICK DUST. FROM TIME TO TIME, THESE GUARDIANS WOULD START TO CATCH ON TO THE SCHEME, AND WOULD BE REWARDED WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE LEGENDARY TO CALM THEIR ANGER. THESE VALUABLE RELICS WERE THEN SOLD FOR THEIR TRUE VALUE ON THE BLACK MARKET TO AN INDIVIDUAL GOING BY THE NAME OF CROTA WHO HAD MADE SOMETHING OF A NAME FOR HIMSELF AS A DEDICATED FARMER IN RUSSIA'S OLD ROCKETYARD. CROTA HAS RECENTLY PASSED AWAY AND YOU ARE ON RECORD WITH HAVING BUSINESS DEALINGS WITH HIM IN THE PAST IN SOME KIND OF CHEESE JOINT-VENTURE. YOU HAVE THEREBY BEEN DESIGNATED AS SOLE BENEFICIARY OF THE CROTA ESTATE TOTALING US$35,522,000.00 (THIRTY-FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS). AS EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE, I WILL WITHOULD 10.3 PERCENT TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSACTION PRIOR TO THE "WEEKLY RESET" OF OUR BANKING CYCLE ON TUESDAY. PLEASE KINDLY PROVIDE ME WITH ALL LOGIN DATA FOR YOUR XBOX LIVE, PLAYSTATION NETWORK AND PAYPAL ACCOUNTS SO WE COMMENCE THE TRANSFER. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU AND AGAIN REQUEST YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENT IN TRANSACTING THIS ARRANGEMENT. YOURS FAITHFULLY, MASTER RAHOOL CRYPTARCH
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3 Antworten9. Snorting dick and sucking coke.
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1 Antworten22, data entry for a security company. Soon to be teamlead.
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Bearbeitet von Onion Beetle fan: 12/19/2014 2:22:14 AM20, Dental hygienist senior executive office manager. I thought of joining the deaf pilots air force in Tennessee but yeah... That can wait for now.
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1 Antworten21 years old. I work maintenance at an assisted living facility
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18 IT technician.
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2 Antworten35 software engineer
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33, Executive Assistant
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2 Antworten24. I work Loss Prevention
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2 Antworten16 Do nothing [spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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19 Swimming instructor
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27 EMT/ confined space rescue / Safety consultant for oilfields
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Bearbeitet von KetamineWomble: 12/18/2014 10:58:20 PM28 and a concept artist for a low budget company, hoping to get somewhere better than this... (•-• ) ( •-•) *whispers* shit hole
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16 Unemployed
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22 Car Mechanic Want to join Army
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12 astronaut
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1 Antworten26 just quit my job. Was getting in the way of playing destiny.
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Bearbeitet von ctrickster: 12/18/2014 10:11:43 PM25 doctor
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21 Investigator