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Bearbeitet von Taggin T:
12/18/2014 4:02:10 PM
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Brace Yourselves... The Noobs are coming.
A couple days until Xmas and the apocalypse of new testicles running around the tower, scrub a dub dubbing the crucible, and ruining raids. Don't worry though... They'll be able to instantly buy lvl 31 gear after reaching lvl 20 and blend in with even the most seasoned of guardians saying "don't worry i've done this before". 500+ hours put in? Forget that. They'll put in about 20 and be right on par with you! Hooray for first world problems! So glad I dedicated all this time to "become legend" when the 12 year old across the street will get the game and instantly be on my lvl!
Edit 1: Wow! Thanks for the concern guardians!
If you didn't like this. Lick my buttery taint because I just wasted 1 minute of your life. MWAHAHA
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1 AntwortenThey should gift us something for our dedication. Christmas Shader?
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Mmmm i like butter but i also like this post. Win win
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1 AntwortenI'm bringing this thread BACK!!! BACK TO LIFEEEEEEEE MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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They should give all level 30+ an exotic Engram THATD be dope
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Bearbeitet von rR BLIZZY: 12/20/2014 9:49:20 PMDo you not remember the grind for marks, they'll have to farm for mats because they have to buy gear, exotics will become a bit more exotic again, they'll need ascendant mats to lvl gear so they'll be running Vog together and looking at us like bad ads 's Just hope the next IB is coming fast Edit: also they'll need commendations now for gear meaning they'll need to get at least lvl 3 rep and won't have a nightfall buff to help. ;)
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2 AntwortenMay I ask why your taint is exceptionally buttery?
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Instantly buy 31 gear? Seriously? What game you playing? A total noob, who just started the game fresh with one character, would be weeks away from scoring anything. Even if they were dedicated and got 20 quick they wouldn't have the vanguard or crucible rank needed to get the gear. Marks are capped. They wouldn't have the shards or energies to upgrade even if they got lucky with armor drops and engrams, they wouldn't have much for upgrade materials etc etc. Why do people think shit is given for free to anyone first starting out?
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check in game grimoire score to avoid being fooled. most experienced players have 2400+
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Lmao xD this post had me cracking up. I'm sick as shit too, so thank you for that minute of relief.
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Obligatory meme.
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My 11 year old landlords son doesn't have the patience to play this game. He's a bright kid, and he lives right below me so we chat about video games a lot(usually when I'm working on my car or doing gardening, yes gardening) but he has already moved on to other games.
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Good, humanity needs more guardians! May they survive their infinite trials.
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Oh gods, not the noobs!
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The last word and thorn will feast on Christmas then
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Mention loot cave or pushing Templar or such if they know then they are older players if not noobs also grimore unless your helping or know the person don't raid with below 2000 score
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You use words like instantly. But it won't be be. In order to get 3 pieces of gear they will have to get vanguard rank 3. And just like a noob could get to 29 and run VoG. A noob can get to 31 and run Crota. Long story short. Get the bleep over yourself.
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Yesssss.
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I look forward to new players/guardians, keeps the wheels of Destiny turning, roll on Christmas day.
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My grimoire score is 2740 and I'll have at least 2 level 32's very soon so you'll know the difference.
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They will never get the title of "Legend," they did not know of all of the darkness we have endured. They may be on our level in the game... but not in our experience. Be Brave Guardian.
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We all started out inexperienced in Destiny. Some of these so called 'noobs' will become better players than some of us experienced players in time. I welcome them. Merry Christmas.
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1 AntwortenWhat's a taint?
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The 12 yo kids that live across the street from your moms house..
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*licks your buttery taint even though I like this post* I got a craving for buttery taints.
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7 AntwortenI'd just love to point out you're one of those noobs your stats ect are terrible LOL and if you have 500+ hours you should kill yourself. you dont even have 2200 grimoire score LOL
