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Bearbeitet von APEACEFULFLOWER:
12/17/2014 11:57:56 PM
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things you don't wanna hear during the nightfall
"Wait I already beat it, let me switch to my 25"
Let me hear your stories and laugh at them
I has new one
"You need teh dlc to pleh dis mission lolololol"-Bungie
Edit: thanks for the replies /sarcasm
Now follow me so I can bring up my large amount of followers as my only argument when I debate anything with anyone.
Edit: who necrobumped this?
English
#Destiny
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5 AntwortenThis happened in the raid. To understand I'm 13 years old and you can tell by my voice. Background of my house: *little kids screaming* Teammate: who's kids are those? Me: sorry there mine. Teammate: whoaaaaaaa
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I'm sitting here until you've finished.
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"OK here is the plan". Shut up we know what to f****ing do. I hate when random people just elect themselves as leader and feel the need to correct and try to tell everyone what to do, as if defeating Phogoth is rocket science.
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"gtg its my bedtime"
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2 AntwortenOmnigul made me jump so much I accidentally hit the power button on my xbox with my leg
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3 AntwortenTeammate "hey do you mind if I use a lower level and un leveled gear?" Me "go for it, just don't do anything stupid." Teammate "I'll be fine" Cue darkness zone [b]guardian down[/b] Teammate "did you seriously not watch my back? Why didn't you tell me there was a -blam!-ing dreg?!" Me "Want to hear a joke? What do you do with a soccer ball?" Teammate "I don't kn...." *kicks* And then complete to get my second patience and time.
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8 AntwortenNot the nightfall, but I joined a group of stoners trying to raid. One refused to shoot Oracles because they were "pretty". Another spent half an hour coughing up his lungs. A third spent most of his time giggling. Fighting the Templar without the exploit was like trying to herd retarded monkeys. Only RNGesus knows how in the hell we actually completed that raid. Oh, the real kicker? Turned out I'd already done all those parts of the raid with that character so I got nothing.
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3 Antworten(Boss has a sliver of health) Wait one of my friends just got online let me invite him. Ok. (5 minutes later) Can I kill the boss now? No wait for my friend to join. (5 minutes later) Is he gonna join soon? Yeah he's just making himself some pizza rolls. Tell him to hurry up. He is. (5 minutes later) Holy shit man is he almost done. Yeah he's having trouble connecting just wait. (5 minutes later) I -blam!-ing swear if he doesnt join right now I'm killing this boss. He has to walk his dog just wait. Hey, you know what my favorite position in football is? What? THE KICKER! A player has left your fireteam. pew pew Mission complete Mission results 12 ascendant energy Massive rage fit
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"Oh crap"
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Oozing_Camel: 12/10/2014 9:15:40 PM-in the tower -a few guys invite me. -I join. The two of them asked... "Hey, why's your head on fire?"
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In a raid: *we had picked up a random who had been trying to tell everyone how everything worked and insisted he was a raid vet* *we are clearing the Venus portal and he hadn't killed any of the adds yet when we reached the middle platform* *we shoot them all down for him* He says "wow that was the fastest I've ever gone through that portal"
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1 Antworten"You need arc damage" "It's that the purple one?"
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Baby is screaming. Dad ignores. Baby screams louder. Character stops moving. "Guardian down." Verbal altercation with wife in background with wife with a lot of F-bombs. Silence. Uhhhh.
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3 Antworten"Brad, who told you to play that game!?" "Mom wait I had to help my friends!" "NO EXCUSES BRAD!" "Wait mo-." "A player has left your fireteam."
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1 Antworten"Nah, that Knight can't hit me from there."
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36 Antworten> At archon priest "I'm just gonna hide in case you two die" >10 seconds later *Guardian down* "They found me"
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3 Antworten"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... Nvm im good. " *guardian down*
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Dunno about things you dont want to hear, but my Destiny time is quite often filled with the joyful sounds of 'Suicide Dash for the Green Engram'. The more stupid the risk the better.
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Omigul is half dead "let's just wipe and I'll use some synth packs
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Things I hate to hear prior and during VoG: "Oh, he's a lv (insert level lower than 30 here), we don't need him" "Come on, we should have already had this done" And my all time 'favorite', the constant bickering of people (who's characters are god-like, but fail to acknowledge that the Raids are designed to challenge even a god's power) when something goes awry, such as screwing up during the final portion of the Atheon battle, then having to start again or when they die then decide to blame someone else's lack of 'skill' for their demise.
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8 AntwortenLerooooooooy Jenkins!!!!! *Sprints to Phogoth and hulk smashes* Guardian Down.
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Me: don't Rez. I'll get you after I kill all the mobs. Uses Rez anyhow. Insta-dies. Other guy: WHY DIDNT YOU KILL THOSE ADDS? Me: why can't you -blam!-ing listen?
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"Can't we just push the boss off?"
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"I don't really have any good Arc weapons."
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He's low on health, let me super him with my titan. -_-
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Everyone's down except one guy you invited, and the boss has a sliver of health. *tries to melee him like a "badass"* *kicks*
