A home cooked meal at my house I'll pick you up early with a bunch of your favourite flowers. Or even just the one 'cause I like that. When we get home you'll be greeted with candles, some wine and whatever. I'll take you to the balcony where you'll have a nice view of the sun setting over the lake and we'll enjoy a nice dinner together At the end of the night I'll take you home and kiss you. Then I'll never call you again and tell all my friends I got lucky. I'll spread rumours that you're a whore and that you have weird growths in all the wrong places. When you inevitably call I'll pretend that I have no idea who you are. When we see each other in public I'll pull the dirtiest face I can and start throwing coins at you. I'll carve your username into the foreheads of newborn babies and dismember your pets