Hey turd nugget! Why don't u leave him alone and go do a 15 hr D&D session nerd ferguson! I don't have interwebs at my house either and bought the game too and I'm furious ! I spent money for nothing! Ill never buy anything from this company again I am enraged! I've been looking forward to this release ever since last year when they said they were going to release it. So you can kiss ur mamas teet sparkle mouth! I'm boycotting this entire company and I'm telling everyone how much this game sucks! Eff urselves!