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Bearbeitet von Tyler Durden:
8/1/2014 9:57:53 PM
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The British would have the USA be a colony again
Look at any posts from any user in the UK and you can see the general theme: The UK is heaven on earth, and the world should go back to being our colonies. I would venture that if they had the manpower, they would attempt to take over.
Why would they do this?
Tea and Crumpets. They have a shortage of both. And as such they are willing to wage unending war for tea leaves and the necessary resources to make a crumpet.
What does this mean? Cricket will replace baseball and basketball. American Football will be renamed handegg, and soccer will be played in the fall, with handegg being given a small 2 month season in early spring.
We will all have to start saying that we weigh 10 Stone, instead of 140 pounds, and instead of Murrica -blam!- yeah, we will have to yell God Save The Queen. Beer will be served warm, and fish and chips will replace chicken and fries. Instead of Chinese or Mexican food, all foreign foods will be Indian.
What can we do?
We must show them pictures of our culture and its supremacy. We must show off our military, and our accomplishments. We must show them that Murrica will not fall!
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6 AntwortenAlright I'm currently in England (London specifically). No joke, last night I stumbled into an American themed restaurant. It was the weirdest -blam!-ing thing. It was incredibly popular and I had to wait like an hour and a half to get a table. It was weird for me and the people I was with to be the only real Americans in this (by the looks of it) popular American themed place. They didn't even have good American beer on tap which was infuriating, but all of these Brits were lapping it up like it was candy. That and I saw a bunch of what I can only describe as "Ameriboos" outside a pub last night too. They were all overweight and dressed like their favorite American super heroes while trying their best to fake American accents. It was one of the most cringe worthy things I've seen in my life.
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1 AntwortenWill they ban dental hygiene too?
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But my freedomz and stuff. MURICA!
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1 AntwortenWill they make us watch sitcoms with no comedy?
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1 AntwortenThere's one thing they forgot about...
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Haha. The UK sucks. They are just a shadow of what they once were. A dead superpower.
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No country could invade America. They'd get as far as our inner cities and the invasion forces would be decimated by the gangs we have.
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This Sums me up In a instant
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Unless they break their mobility chairs.
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1 AntwortenIronically we've had relations with China since long before your nation was born boyo
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1 Antworten"Lol u guys use the imperial system of measurement that makes no sense" >weighs 14 stone [spoiler][i]I jest[/i][/spoiler]
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>Thread hating towards the uk >thread is in English >the irony
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If it means insurance and a better measurement system, im game
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I find your opinion's very outdated and racist.
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2 AntwortenWhat's with all the British hate of america all the sudden?
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5 Antworten*cough cough*
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Americans biggest fear will be realised... Forced to speak English!
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3 AntwortenLike anybody could take over Merica.
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Sekij: 8/3/2014 9:36:25 AMWell but you americans use the dumbest temperature unit... Fahrenheit. . . it makes no sense at all... the Value of 1 Fahrenheit Change all the time as well WTF man... and UK use Pound as well if i remind right. Good Save the Queen.... Same shit as "God bless america" or "In God we trust"... or "Gott mit uns"... oh sorry thats the Germans in the 30s-45's^^"
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Nemo: 8/3/2014 5:09:21 PMWell, the Irish have been fighting them off longer than we have, so we'll probably be fine for the next couple centuries. Hell, maybe someday we'll take over and teach them how to pronounce [i]soccer[/i] properly.
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Shit. They're onto us!
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Actually the main sport in England is football.
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2 AntwortenTHE HORROR!!!!
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We can run our own country just fine thank you Bri... oh wait...
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Bearbeitet von Simseo: 8/2/2014 6:35:37 PM[quote]Look at any posts from any user in the UK and you can see the general theme: The UK is heaven on earth, and the world should go back to being our colonies. [/quote]Not even fucking close mate.
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3 AntwortenBritain: land of rotten teeth and crumpets
