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Hitting on women
Have you ever hit on a female before? Why?
[spoiler]For those who are confused: Hitting =/= Hitting ON[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Is that you, Chris Brown?
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Yeah... she was cute... Though... She was a bit odd... I think I just said something like “How’s it goin'?” And she did a really cute/embarrassed smile and said something really odd like “That’s what we say back home”... I guess she thought “how’s it goin’?” is exclusive to Ireland.. either way.. continued to hit on her... but she just kinda fell off the face of the earth... I digress.... If you hit on a women... it’s pretty much understood why.
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2 AntwortenI'm gonna sound dumb, but what exactly is flirting?
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Yep, did it on the regs...
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Yes because it made her very uncomfortable.
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[quote]Have you ever hit on a female before?[/quote]Yes[quote]Why?[/quote]Because I wanted to have meaningless sex with her.
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A lot of times I use dumb pick-up lines on women that come into the store I work at, (i.e. "Was your dad a jeweler, because you are [i]FLAWLESS[/i]") mostly just to make them laugh.
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It's easy all you gotta do is "-blam!- her right in the pussy"
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I have not.
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Yes, to acquire a warm place for my penis to sleep, and someone to talk to.
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[i]RISE MY SON[/i]
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Apparently by radical feminists, if I do that I am a rapist. I have hit on women before and with one that I know on this forum.
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3 AntwortenWait which one.
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2 Antworten[quote]For those who are confused: Hitting =/= Hitting ON[/quote] ..... Dammit.
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Multiple times, your mortal females melt on the presence of the Thunder God.
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Yes, I have. Couldn't have done it without a helping hand from my wingman, though.
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7 AntwortenI'm not physically abusive.
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Yes, but ever so rarely
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4 AntwortenWould you key your own car?
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I have never hit on a woman in my life... My wife she just showed up one day with a ring on her finger. And suddenly put one on mine... :/
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I be like "zamn zitch why u zo zexyyyy"
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Hit on a women? I'm addicted to getting my dick wet.
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1 AntwortenYes. But it did not go well. I found a female and proceeded to throw her onto the floor and stand on her. Once I was standing on top of her, I proceeded to hit other people, thus accomplishing "hitting on a female." I was taken away in handcuffs and locked away.
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Yes, for a best friend that has "perks"
