*pulls out Uno reverse card
Giorno's theme plays*
"No U!"
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U take my gravel and I take your arm *Brings up sword*
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*Releases Polycephalon* "have at thee!"
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*Throws shovel*
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*Duplicates shovel. I eat a shovel. There are no shovels. I am the shovel. The shovel is thrown at you.*
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*The shovel hits my head and falls to the ground* I have murdered countless shovels, a few more won’t stop me in my quest for terraforming. *I throw 69 shovels at you*
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*I eat the shovels.I hand you a shovel. The shovels kill me, and you attend the funeral. I hand you a shovel. You say a few words, and a shovel is stabbed in your back. I hand you a shovel. You fall into the grave, and I stand above it. I hand you a shovel. 69 shovels are thrown at you. I hand you a shovel. You are buried alive. I hand you a shovel. The shovel fails to kill me, and I eat them one by one. I hand you a shovel. *
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*I appear behind you* I no longer need gravel. Give me all of your oak wood.
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*I give you a shovel with an oak wood handle*
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*I use the shovel to smack myself, then hand it back to you.* No John, Oak wood logs.
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"John 117, reporting for duty."
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That ain’t it chief
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*CHief beceomes a shoovel(*
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*I use chief to chop down the nearest tree*
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*shovel breaks. 1 durability lol*
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So that’s how Halo infinite ends