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Bearbeitet von Tri1k:
2/2/2019 7:37:45 AM
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Roast me, I look like an egg AMA
https://imgur.com/gallery/56pR5xS
Roast me I guess 🤷♂️ let’s see if there is anything I haven’t heard before
To Ninjas, don’t ban them ok, I can take it
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von dr obvious2535: 2/4/2019 3:28:04 AMYou know you're a virgin when you think the condom goes on your head. More likely, it's that your mom's so fat your dad has to use you as a sex toy; no way he could find a fatter d*** than you.
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1 AntwortenWhen you go swimming do they have to put up a flood advisory?
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3 AntwortenIs that the real you?
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2 AntwortenCan’t roast what’s already been boiled. [spoiler]the mods are gay[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenI would, but it’s illegal to burn trash in my area.
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1 AntwortenYou actually look like a -blam!- transgender getting ready for synchronised swimming trials for the para-olympics.
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1 AntwortenYou’re an egg
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7 AntwortenOkay, you know Michael Phelps? You kind of remind me of him, except take away ALL his athletic ability (it looks like you struggled to even put the cap on, don't hurt yourself or the farmer will be unable to sell you), and then take away pretty much all of his looks tbh. Just keep Phelps's outfit. Now picture the Meh emoji from the emoji movie. Yes, that one. Give him that outfit, and that is you, mister egg. A disgraceful, cringeworthy character from a movie everyone desperately wishes didn't exist, making the lamest, most halfhearted attempt to imitate someone you could never even come close to in any sense of the word.
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1 AntwortenI'd use you in an omelette, but I cook with at least half decent ingredients
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1 AntwortenI now see how you got your username. Its from the tine you triumphed over 1000 gallons of ice cream. Zing! [spoiler]No hard feelings please! You're one of the coolest people here![/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenYou may look like an egg but unlike eggs you are useless
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8 AntwortenWow. I dread to thing what your mums pussy looked like when you fell out.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Derpy Taco11: 2/3/2019 3:02:57 AM
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1 Antworten... I think your mom and a rooster mighta had a one night stand... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhy dont you get a mask to cover up that face [spoiler]And garbage bag for your body too...[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenYou look like the dude who gets cheated on in every jerry Springer episode.
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von FelifluxMadness: 2/2/2019 1:06:49 PM[spoiler][i]The face you make before being arrested for masturbating in public.[/i][/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Capt Explodabob: 2/2/2019 8:36:44 PM[quote]Roast me[/quote] [b]F[/b]uck you. [spoiler]Is what nobody will do after seeing that picture.[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenIf you’re an egg, then I feel bad for the chicken that laid you[spoiler]Pls don’t be mad[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenYou look like you have been cracked more times then Humpty Dumpty
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Darth Turtle: 2/2/2019 1:49:03 PMI’m not sure which Is weaker your jawline or the rest of these comments [spoiler]im sorry[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenYou look like you're smelling a fart... and enjoying it. [spoiler]That's the best I could do to you. Going full-blown cruel on such a nice guy feels....wrong.[/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenIf Thanos was on the swim team
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3 AntwortenDon’t insult eggs by saying you look like one
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3 AntwortenRoasting eh? Uhhh.... gimme a sec.. hmm.... you uh... you.... you...... Uhhh...... You look like a triumphant! Ha!
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