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7/2/2018 5:21:42 AM
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You ever just get that warm feeling . . .
[quote]Where your hairs stand up on end, your body acts of it's own accord. All you can do is lay there and squeeze harder, pull stronger and faster. You can start to feel it coming, and your ties begin to curl. Your eyes lock to the tops of your eyelids, you're almost there. Just a few . . More . . . Shakes . . . And it's over. Your body and bed are covered in the grime, warm and a little stickier than normal because of all the sweat you worked up. You decide to sample some, taste it a bit, and you like it. But you're not done yet, as you reach down to pick up a napkin or towel or anything else to help you clean this mess up, you think to yourself;
[spoiler]Why the -blam!- do the crumbs always explode out when you open a bag of chips?[/spoiler][/quote]
^Wyoming
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Liam_the_Censor: 7/2/2018 12:57:05 PMHis palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
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6 AntwortenI get that warm feeling whenever I watch the Netflix original series Aggretsuko! Rotten tomatoes: 100% IMDb: 8.5/10 IGN: 8/10 Watch it on Netflix today!
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1 AntwortenThis has the potential to be at least as good as cheerios. OP would literally become legend.
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1 Antworten...Why the -blam!- are you squeezing when you PULL to open bags of chips and such? Are you TRYING to get blasted by compressed... whatever they fill the bags with?
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I r8 8/8, m8. Gr8 b8.
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1 AntwortenChips aren’t sticky
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Why are you eating chips in bed, that’s a Mistake
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<Well played...>
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1 Antworten-blam!-IN' HELL I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN'
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For chip crumbs, I just brush the stuff off with my hand.
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You know that doesn’t even come close to me eating a bag of chips. That’s a little on the extreme side.
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26 AntwortenI keep waiting for chip companies to start making the resealable ziplock style bags like half the other companies have gone to.
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[quote]All you can do is lay there and squeeze harder[/quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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🙄 [spoiler]STOP[/spoiler]
