'Twas the night before dawning, so I'll enter stage right, To spread Christmas cheer, and bring joy for the night. With presents to open, and some new things to find, Will it all contain fun, or just more pointless grind? The dawning is coming, and it's more of the same, Pointless quest markers, and masks that are lame. With lackluster vision, and idea's long since spent, You can count yourself lucky, if this game you did rent. There'll be snow at the tower, the farm, just the same, But no-one's been there, since the finished campaign. Snowballs and hockey, will make us all feel much better, And dawning themed garbage, will be the new meta. There's a new winter milestone, now won't that be grand? Grind same boring strikes, for themed armour, so bland. I'm sure there'll be reskins, and they'll sound so sincere, When they give you your old stuff, and call it new gear. Without sparrows to race, at this time of goodwill, You can save lamentations, for a league of no skill. There'll be no horn from Santa, that dream is dismantled, 'Cause bungie don't like fun, so racing's been cancelled. The store is all prepped, and we know you're all keen, So spend your bright dust, or throw money, at screen. You can grind all you like, to earn all the best stuff, Well really, you can't, 'cause we gave dupes a buff. Just purchase more silver, right here at the store, It will fund your free content, we've told you before. But that new big expansion, you await with breath baited, It will cost forty dollars, not free, as we'd stated. The Vex make their plans, and our light they may smother, With our dawning emotes, we just dance with each other. Showing all our sweet moves, Vex retreat in confusion, They don't know that our gear, is no more than illusion. In emperors new clothes, we parade through the tower, Cosmetic and shallow, they offer zero more power. Show off to your friends, with your brand new old gun, Shame when I squeeze the trigger, it don't fire no fun. Let's kick off this quest, and visit Master Rahool, We can run back and forth, like a blind and dumb fool. From here we'll be asked, to go and talk to Cayde six, And Bungie, once more, are using all their old tricks. Backward and forward, swapping this thing for that, Beam down to each planet, with cosmetic transmat. They'll send you to Sloane, and then back to Banshee, Traveling here back to there, counts as content you see. Come covet new stock, Tess now has in her store, For silver, for silver, you can have so much more. Grind more of those engrams, In the hope of one drop, But don't grind too hard, 'cause your xp they'll crop. The dawning is here, but just please make it stop, We don't want to spend, at your Eververse shop. A more engaging event, is what we all hope to see, With more story, more challenge, and all of it free. Now it's time to depart, for my bad verse is ending, I might see you all later, perhaps, if I'm trending. Eyes up all you guardians, take heed of my warning, It's one more cash grab, the event, called The Dawning.