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Bearbeitet von Jruong: 8/27/2017 2:27:55 PM
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Farting loudly in public is the most courageous thing anyone can ever do

By doing so you give a giant middle finger to societal norms and political correctness. Everyone will hear it and eventually the rancid fumes will reach their nostrils. What comes next is the reason why it's so courageous: the sheer disgust and revulsion shared by your peers generates a massive wave of shame that can crush even the most respected of normies. Usually most people slump down in their chair trying to get people to look away, or divert their eyes to the ground and quickly shuffle away from the scene of the crime. One must endure this. One must embrace it. Stand proud and smile. Grin! Laugh! Crack a shitty joke and brave the murmurs of displeasure that follow. The stench is your musk! Don't listen to your friends and family when they scold you for your actions. Let one rip at the workplace, the library, a fancy restaurant while with your significant other, funerals, crowded movie theaters and wherever you can think of. If you can't endure the shame of violating the few rules of common decency then you aren't a courageous person at all in the least. Be fearless. Fart as loud and as hard as your -blam!- will allow. Hold nothing back and release the storm.
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  • Bearbeitet von Dr Livingston 9: 8/27/2017 6:19:02 PM
    what about blowing ass aka shitting in a public restroom when others are in the bathroom? i wait until everyone leaves before blowing ass. the noises and smells from that are more disgusting then a fart. one time i had to wait a half hour before blowing ass because people kept coming into the bathroom!!! some people dont care and blow ass in the bathroom and choose the stall nearest to the urinal so the person pissing can hear and smell them blowing ass. in some countries people have no stall and they all crap out in the open . In roman times they shared a sponge to wipe their ass. they all craped out in the open no privacy for you!!! no the most courageous thing a person can do is take a dump in a bathroom where people are there. they know the person will hear them unless its silent. some people hold conversations while crapping to other co workers like its nothing. i wonder what is better a really loud fart in public or a silent but deadly one in public.

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