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11/29/2016 2:14:08 AM
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So im 18, which means...
I can finally rent my own porta potties!!!
Oh what other wonders await in the future...
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And have legal sexy time
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2 AntwortenRent a porta-potty and have sex with a hooker in it to assert that you're an adult.
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2 AntwortenWhat other wonders? Well, liquor for starters.
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2 AntwortenThere are only 2 genders
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9 AntwortenYou male and in the United States? Time to sign that selective service form.
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10 AntwortenAnd you can be sued, go to jail, be attacked for not doing taxes, fight and die for your country. But you can't buy cigarettes or beer for another 3 years. [spoiler]cuz -blam!-ing logic[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenYou can go to jail now if you -blam!- up!!!! YAY!!!! You now also have to make sure the girls you are interested in arent below the age of 18 or youll become a sex offender!!!! YAY!! Enjoy your 18th birthday. All thats left is 21. After that Birthdays arent exciting
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lol the drinking age here is 21 but literally everything else is 18. smoking is 18 here. weird ass swedes
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5 AntwortenOh, and you can legally have sex with anyone 18+, or 17 depending on where you live
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3 AntwortenYou can smoke and buy a handgun now as well.
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1 AntwortenNoice. I didn't know you had to be 18 to rent one of those. They are almost as good as bouncy houses!
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21 AntwortenYou can now actually go to jail! No more juvie for you pal!
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Now you can vote!
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8 AntwortenAnd legally you can get down to business with other mature ladies in most states.
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Credit card? Idunno
