[i]NOTE: This song saw its origin amid my many unsuccessful Crucible battles. I soon discovered that no matter how slow I was, I could at least take a charging enemy with me with a well-placed sticky grenade, and wearing the Armamentarium would double my opportunities. Soon enough, after watching "Frozen" yet again, I took to singing "Get it off! Get it off!" to the tune of "Let it go" after achieving that most satisfying trophy. And I thought to myself that I needed to come up with a full song for it. And finally, I did. As before, the following is to the tune of "Let it Go". If you've been living under a rock and don't know the song, you can find it on Youtube, it's the one with over 800 million views. EDIT: This version of the song should work with karaoke versions of "Let it Go". You are welcome to make a music video using the song, as long as you remember to give me songwriting credit.[/I] [b][u]Get it Off[/u]![/b] [b]VERSE[/b] Stars shine bright down on Venus tonight What a fine place for a brawl Five guardians are with me And I'm going to beat them all I've got my Red Death, got my Party Crasher too Got my fancy greaves with chroma blue. The rumble's on, it's time to fight I'm gonna let them all burn in my light I've got a warlock in my sight... now say good-night... [b]CHORUS[/b] Get it off! get it off! There's a bomb stuck on my head Get it off! get it off! Too late! ka-boom! I'm dead! Now I'm gone, and I must respawn And the game goes on... I check my trusty radar There's red ahead of me That sneaky little Hunter Will soon look like Swiss Cheese He's headed for the heavy crate I've got him in my sights, it's check and mate Then I hear the buzzing sound I hate... oh great! [b]CHORUS[/b] Get it off! Get it off! There's a bomb stuck to my back Get it off! Get it off! What a cowardly attack! Now I'm gone, and I again respawn And the game goes on... [b]BRIDGE[/b] Now I am hunting for a Titan with Last Word My shotgun will be the last thing he's ever heard And one thought burns within me like a fusion bomb I haven't checked my six, I think that hat was dumb... [b]CHORUS[/b] Get it off! Get it off! Now the bomb's stuck to my knees! Get it off! get it off! Get it off, oh pretty please! Now I'm gone, and I can't respawn, 'Cause the game is doooooone [high note] And my losing streak is at thirty-one. [i]EDIT: Hmmm, getting some strong negative posts here. Is that because you guys hate "Frozen" so much that you can't handle being reminded of it? Or because you LOVE "Frozen" so much you can't bear to see it parodied? And what the hell is this "Offtopic sends its regards" crap? This is a Destiny-related fanfiction, no reason for it to be in the Off-Topic section.[/i] EDIT 2: Video version added on YouTube. Apologies for my singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bPa82YMhG4