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Bearbeitet von ILikeTurtles:
7/22/2016 1:13:53 AM
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There's a huge kid in my room that won't let me sleep, how do you want me to get him out?
So I was laying in bed, watching SportsCenter when this HUGE ASS KID came in. I thought I was seeing things so I got closer to him. For this split second I experienced fear that I cannot describe in any single word in the English dictionary. I opened my door so the child would get out but he's literally just CHILLING BY THE TV. I turned it off to see if he would move and nothing. He just lies around that area. Tormenting me. How do I handle this?
Update: After seeing some of the replies on the post, I decided to turn all the lights off in my room, turn everything on in the hallway and just wait outside. I waited about 20 minutes and nothing. I came back in to take the 3 year old head on but I couldn't seem to find him. He's still at large. Currently on high alert.
Update 2: After leaving the house this morning, I expected the child to be gone when I came back. I just entered my room again and he's still here! I might as well keep him. Should give him a name as well.
Update 3: I guess I'm gonna take him in and raise him as my own. I've decided to name him Tupac.
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#Offtopic
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Tell him to get out.
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1 Antworten[quote][b]Tupac[/b][/quote]
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1 AntwortenIs he tresspassing? Do you know him?
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10 AntwortenWtf even is this.
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Give him the donut you found in your mailbox. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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It's obviously a Snorlax in disguise. Catch it.
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1 Antworten
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22 Antwortenpiss on him to assert dominance [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]
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Just pretend it is laying down. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DqKaD_ddm3GE&ved=0ahUKEwivgteev4jOAhUEwmMKHcSaDM4QtwIILjAG&usg=AFQjCNGC_YHXnmuZfTIylSR5jlmC8wZqkw&sig2=sWYEkopdbv5cBkutmsb8FA
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1 AntwortenStop the parody posts.
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1 AntwortenGlass the planet
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Get a pitchfork
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9 AntwortenYou should kill Tupac.
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6 Antworten[b][i]Sacrifice him to your Lord Wolnir.[/i][/b]
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Lick it!
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1 AntwortenLick him!
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Choke him with bleach
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4 AntwortenBy the way, how dare you assume his gender.
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13 Antworten^ Very effective.
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Teach how to pick,up,chicks
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Kill him?
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Leave a trail of cookies out to through your front door
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Buy (Or steal) a ballistic missile. Tape an armchair and a TV to it. Load the kid in. Launch him out of your life
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1 AntwortenOf course he's still at large, you can't lose weight [i]that[/i] fast.
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Bearbeitet von Game__Girl_19: 7/21/2016 10:54:52 PMTry peeing around it to mark your territory.
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Bearbeitet von BrandRobKus: 7/22/2016 1:12:37 AM
