[i]What if everything you ever wanted...[/i]  WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED [u]PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE [b]SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND YOU WILL [b]DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES.[/b] THEY ARE [b]GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED![/b] BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF [b]1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE [b]ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS![/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND [b]THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE![/b] YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY![/b] YOU WILL [b]TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE[/b] AND YOU WILL [b]MASSACRE PEOPLE! [/b]YOU WILL [b]F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS[/b] AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...[i]CAREFULLY[/i]....[/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR [b]NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING[/b] THEM WITH YOUR [b]ENERGY LEGS![/b] IT IS [b]YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO F*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, [b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMNIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!?[/b] YOU WILL [b]RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE [b]ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET, [i]SWEET [/i]SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH![/b] YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE[/b] AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! [b]EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED[/b] AS [b]YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY [b]FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF [i]TEXAAAAAAS![/i][/b] [b]PEREGRINE [i]GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b]

Am I the only one who was hoping for a SLC punk reference? Shoulder charge? Shoulder charge? Oooooooooooooooooooo [spoiler]on a side note, my phone wanted to auto correct all this o's to "opposition lollipop" wtf? Edit*** Anyone want to start a clan called "the lollipop opposition"?[/spoiler]

Works against scrubs and in 6v6 pretty well, you get your ass kicked when your trying to use it against competent players though. Exactly as it should be.

Is it amazing? Like doing lines off the stomach of a 5k whore.... Amazing yes, but also so very addicting. Try mastering titan skating with headstrong and mida. Throw in insurmountable skulkfort for good measure. Or go the peregrine greaves route....first time you knock out a super, it'll get you hooked on flying knees forever

Make sure you use the Perigrine greaves when you get them.