What this? There's something very wrong What's this? All the year one players are gone What's this? The tower is lined with little kinderguardians screaming Everyone seems so unhappy Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this? There's children throwing insults instead of throwing grenades They're busy yelling nerf this now Absolutely everyone's fed up with how they behave There's salt on every window Oh, I can't believe my eyes In the bones I feel the cold The anger grows inside